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Everyone here is at least eighteen. So why do people apparently not know how to flush the fucking toilets after they shit in them.

The perils of communal living. Everybody's problem = nobody's problem. :\

Some people are raised to go to the bathroom two or three times before flushing to conserve water.

Personally, I think that's gross - but I have met people who do it for that reason.

With pee, sure, but with shit? The rhyme goes "if it's brown, flush it down" for a reason.

Agree with anon above me. Fine with pee (to a reasonable extent), gross with poop.

My freshman dorm was actually a newly-renovated dorm and it had water-saving toilets where you could flush one way for pee and another way for poo to save water. I guess that doesn't really help with people not flushing their shit, though. That's just nasty. :(

AYRT

I didn't say I agreed with doing it, just that it was the reason I was told.

I wasn't disagreeing with you.

My friend, my 56 year old boss still does that. She won't close the bathroom's door stall neither when going, despite all of the staff repeatedly asking her on several occasions to do it so.

I've also have the wonderful experience of some pig smearing her menstrual blood on the walls.

I'm afraid disgusting people with nil decent bathroom habits will be a constant from the rest of your adult life.

Some people in my freshman dorm apparently didn't know how to use a microwave. Someone once caused a fire alarm because they decided to microwave noodles in a plastic bag.

lol, we had a fire alarm once because someone burned a cup of Easy Mac.

it was actually pretty amusing.

(noodles in a plastic bag, though? I'm thinking, NEVER used a microwave before... o.O)

Oh yeah. Our building had more fire alarms than all of the other buildings in the residence, I'd say. We just got people with no microwave experience and also lots of pranksters. Another time we had an alarm because a girl burned a bag of popcorn and opened the microwave door before opening the windows.

The popcorn thing makes me think of the apartment I just moved out of. After the first few times the fire alarm went off while I was using the stove, my neighbor came over to investigate and showed me how to disable it temporarily. I got into the habit of taking it down whenever I was going to make something in a frying pan. Turning on the fan didn't help - it just wafted more of the air upstairs so the upstairs alarm went off, too.

At least with an apartment complex (and not a multistory complex - I mean there were two stories, but each apartment had two floors and entrances on the main level) we didn't have to evacuate the whole building when one person's fire alarm went off. |D

An old roommate of mine once set off the alarm by burning spaghetti.

She had too much pasta, not enough water, and not a big enough pot. She set the temp up to super high, it boiled over, and the pasta charred to the sides.

People are beasts. :( When I was in college, there was this one girl who NEVER closed the toilet stall door. The mirrors directly faced the stalls, so if you wanted to brush your teeth, you'd basically have to avoid awkward eye contact with her as she sat there. I hated her for that. Then there was the person (I hope only one person, anyway) who managed to spatter clotted period blood at eye ball height. And then person who took a shit in the showers.

The worst part? It was a scholarship dorm, where the students took turns doing all the cleaning. So yeah, these bitches were flushing tampons and smearing period blood on the walls knowing damn well one of their dorm mates would be scrubbing it off later that day.

count your blessings. last year we had some guy who couldnt figure out how to shit IN the toilet, no less flush it.

at least sometimes he managed to shit in the sink.

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