[ SECRET POST #2750 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2750 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 058 secrets from Secret Submission Post #393.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/xnmd8EQ.gif

[(Anonymous)]

IDK. You have a machine kink? You like the crap tonne of casual soulbonding that comes with spark sex? You like exotic terminology (ailerons, glossa, optics) in your porn? Revving engines revv your engine? I mean, I actually have watched several TF series, but I read pairing fic from the ones I haven't for all these reasons and more. Ancient alien warrior robots with spark-souls getting it on. What's not to like?

[riddian]

I like your taste, OP. *high five*

[abrasax]

you like boy x bot or girl x bot
both are hot
but for the life of me i just can't do sam/bee anymore
i can't put out of my mind what a douche DABOOF is

[kallanda_lee]

It's not that uncommon. I actually read Assassin's Creed slash before I played the games.

[(Anonymous)]

There are a lot of fandoms that I read fanfic/browse fanart for, without knowing much more of the canon than what's on the TV Tropes page. You are not alone, OP.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Plug-and-play or squishy?

[diet_poison]

...squishy? Do you mean sticky, or is that a whole different thing?

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

*Facepalm* Yeah, I did mean sticky. Maybe it's that I am mixing up terms due to exposure the another character that calls humans (and elves and dwarves) "squishy" (Shale, the DLC golem in Dragon Age).

[diet_poison]

Also, sometimes robots in Transformers call humans "squishies" though I have no idea if this is canon or just fanon.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Particularly Decepticons. I am reminded of a fic I once read where Thundercracker switched sides.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I think it's fanon, but it's not bad fanon.

[diet_poison]

I think it's kinda adorable.

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, 'squishy' is sometimes used for an out-of-style form of TF sex, wherein the Transformers were basically written as metal humans wearing armor.

Like, complete with hair, pubes, breasts, human-style penises and vaginas...

I remember it being in vogue some time around Beast Wars.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw a little of that around during my TF time, it made me flinch because it was too human.

[diet_poison]

actually a lot of people apparently like robot sex so I don't find this all that surprising OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's a bit of the other way 'round for me - I'm just watching one of the shows and want to read fic for it but I'm still... in the process of adapting to the idea of robot smut (is there a fancy transformers smut 101 or some handy graphics like in a biology textbook that tells you what's where on their "bodies"? Would be very appreciated...)