[ SECRET POST #2750 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2750 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 058 secrets from Secret Submission Post #393.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

Londo Mollari
Harry Potter
Raylan Givens

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

What kind of stupid-ass names are Londo and Raylan?

I could never have sex with someone called "Londo?" I mean, imagine having to say that during sex.... oh, LONDO!

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

are you 12 or just stupid

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

12 of what? Why would I be stupid?

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

well that answers that

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[abrasax]

just about to say that....
also, i don't think they need to worry much about the name of who they'll be having sex with
if you know what i mean
(too harsh????)

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

(eta: your reply is cracking me the fuck up. thank you for being such a weirdo.)

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

Both, likely.

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[abrasax]

one can do GO many places
with a name like LONDO

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

he has six dicks after all

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[abrasax]

indeed, my original 'do' was correct, as i suspected all along!

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

Yes. Do was probably better word choice in Londo's case.

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

Extendable ones that can curl all the way under a table and steal playing cards on the other side, even.

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

Yes. That scene is why I love him, btw. Gotta love a man who cheats at cards with one of his tentadicks.

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[(Anonymous)]

Everything to do with Centauri male anatomy on the show was fabulous. Londo cheating at cards with his tentadicks, the dolls cast---ing him in a bad light, and gods, Vir and Ivanova's incredibly painful conversation about first-to-sixth base in Centauri courtships ... Why do they always go to Susan for the really weird conversations?

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]

Well, Susan knows how to please a woman, but not a Centauri woman so I chalk Vir's conversation with her as evidence that he just too embarrassed to talk to Londo (who is a good fuck in canon, I believe it's mentioned) as Londo would likely make a big deal about Vir getting past one. (there's a Vir/Susan fic on the kinkmeme based on that scene btw)

I'm sort of obsessed with the alien anatomy on B5 tbh, and I think about Centauri anatomy way too much. (i may have multiple headcanons about it so don't get me started)

Re: Fandom Bicycles

[fingalsanteater]