[ SECRET POST #2762 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2762 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 070 secrets from Secret Submission Post #394.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ].
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Comments

Tell me an awful joke!

[riddian]

I'm a sucker for terrible jokes of all kinds, and I'm in the mood to hear some. Be they too punny, too convoluted, or too unsuitable for mixed company, tell me the worst jokes you know, FS!

Here's my contribution:
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: His girlfriend left him.

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[(Anonymous)]

What did one tectonic plate say when they ran into another tectonic plate?
Sorry, my fault.

Why doesn't America knock on doors?
Because freedom rings.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.

How much lube do you need for anal?
A buttload.

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[riddian]

Bwahaha, these are great. I am definitely going to tell that knock-knock joke to my dad, he'll love it.

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[(Anonymous)]

A man hits a woman with his car, whose fault is it?

The man's. He shouldn't have been driving through her kitchen

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[(Anonymous)]

Where does a king keep his armies?




In his sleevies.

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[sporkly]

Why are cows great?

Because they're all out standing in their fields.