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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-07-26 03:42 pm

[ SECRET POST #2762 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2762 ⌋

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Re: Tell me an awful joke!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
What did one tectonic plate say when they ran into another tectonic plate?
Sorry, my fault.

Why doesn't America knock on doors?
Because freedom rings.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.

How much lube do you need for anal?
A buttload.
riddian: (Jetfirela)

Re: Tell me an awful joke!

[personal profile] riddian 2014-07-27 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha, these are great. I am definitely going to tell that knock-knock joke to my dad, he'll love it.