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⌈ Secret Post #2772 ⌋

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[Audrey Tatou, Coco Avant Chanel]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Recettear]

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[Mad Men]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Archer]

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[Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Divergent]

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It's in one of the Darren Shan books - I think it's number 8 -

The setup is, in order to become a vampire, your blood has to be tested to see if you're evil. So in book 1, when the Big Bad Steve gets tested as a child, he's determined to have bad blood.

Fast Forward to book 8, I'm copying it right from my pdf;

"I'm not evil," Steve growled in return. "You'rethe cruel one, making horrible, unfounded accusations. Do
you realize how low an opinion I had of myself after you'd dismissed me as a monster? Your ugly
rejection almost drove me to evil!"
"It would not, I think, have been a lengthy drive," Mr Crepsley said smoothly.

It's been several minutes and for some reason I'm still laughing heartily at this. Excellent choice.

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