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⌈ Secret Post #2772 ⌋

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[Audrey Tatou, Coco Avant Chanel]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Recettear]

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[Mad Men]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Archer]

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[Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Divergent]

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That one scene from "Do The Right Thing" where the characters are just spewing colorful racial invective at the camera:

Italian guy (about blacks): You gold teeth, gold chain wearing, fried chicken and biscuit eating, monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast running, high jumping, spear chucking, three-hundred-and-sixty-degree basketball dunking, titsun, spade, Moulan Yan. Take your fucking pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.

Black guy (about Italians): You garlic breath, pizza slinging, spaghetti bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, non-singing motherfucker.

Hispanic guy (about Koreans): You little slanty eyed, me-no-speaky-American, own-every-fruit-and-vegetable-stand-in-New-York, bullshit, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, Summer Olympics '88, Korean kickboxing son-of-a-bitch.

White guy (about Hispanics): You Goya bean eating, fifteen-in-a-car, thirty-in-an-apartment, pointed shoes, red wearing, Menudo, meda-meda Puerto Rican cocksucker. Yeah, you!

Korean guy (about Jews): It's cheap, I got a good price for you, Mayor Koch, how-I'm-doing, chocolate egg cream drinking, bagel and lox, B'nai B'rith Jew asshole.

I was just about dying on the floor laughing, which I feel totally bad about but just OMG.

I remember watching that scene and being both floored and getting really hungry. And it's happening again...

Well, at least they covered all the bases with that scene.

My favorite part of that was "three-hundred-and-sixty-degree basketball dunking." IT'S SO SPECIFIC.

Also, seconding the anon above. This is making me hungry. Chocolate egg cream sound delicious.

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