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[ SECRET POST #2772 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2772 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Audrey Tatou, Coco Avant Chanel]

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[Orange is the New Black]

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[Recettear]

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[Mad Men]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Archer]

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[Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Divergent]

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Everyone knows those fics that describe some character's ass-cheeks as "marble globes", or their hair as "ink-dipped ringlets" or "moonlight-gilded cornsilk", or their eyes are "cerulean jewels", and stuff. Right?

Describe a character (physically, but you can also mention their clothes, their smirk, their swagger, or whatever), in these sort of terms, and try and see if anyone else can guess who you're describing!

The more obscure your character, the more specific you need to make your descriptions, obviously!

His hair was as golden as the wheat ripening in the fields. His eyes azure orbs that radiated compassion. His ass was taunt as a new trampoline, and curved as two luscious cantaloupes. The skin of his bare chest gleamed, bronzed and smooth as a baby porpoise, the skin flowing down to the rippling muscles of his abdomen and his strong legs that looked as though they had been sculpted by one of the masters of old.

Steve Rogers?

YUP!

sounds like Thor

IA that it could be Thor just as easily, but I was talking about Steve.

His ass was as teasing as a trampoline? That makes no sense.

I've noticed that's one of those words people have trouble with. I see both taunt and taught when they mean taut.

He has hair like sunshine, glimmering gold in the noonday sun, blue eyes like azure pools, so clear you can see forever. His body is carved out of marble to create the peak human form, and when he smiles, oh! What a sight to be seen, like the dawn, radiant and illuminating.

I've no idea, but bonus points for the "oh!"

Steve Rogers or Thor.

First one. Thor would probably have an added "beard like a lion's mane" thrown in. :P

Everything about him is solid and sturdy. He's got big hands, broad and flat, and everything else about him is built like iron, too. Built like a brick! And tougher than nails. Like he could take nails and crush them into quarters without using his hands, even. But the planes of his sun-flecked golden bronze skin are still rough around the edges, giving him a worn look, like he's seen ages and ages go by. And he has these big, expressive steel gray eyes that shine like glass and catch the light in a billion different ways, that seem to glow with whatever is reflected in them, even if it's all the stars in the galaxy.

He wanders a lonely desert wasteland with his animal companion (one assumes he tamed the wild beast at some point in his life, and it is as long lived as he), and he searches desperately for truth and meaning and hope in the face of the bleak post-apocalypse. And all along, he relentlessly carries on the special task passed to him by his superiors in his youth: to go forth and change the very face of the world - save us all - a mission he accepted without question or hesitation centuries ago and continued on as all his peers fell lifeless into the sand.

Spoiler:

I'm just literally describing WALL-E

How do you spoiler tag?

You are wonderful.

"His hair gleamed like burnished brass, curling over his forehead like a saucy beckoning, tawny finger, above eyes like deep woodland pools, with hints of green like the reflections of evergreen forests and flecked with gold like fireflies dancing on their surfaces. His skin was as smooth as silk dipped in rich cream and as golden as if it was woven with sunlight, stretched over broad muscles and luscious curves, revealed in full glory when his shirt had been ripped off."

*hint hint cough cough*

(I'm fairly certain I've heard half these exact phrases used to describe this character before...)

Captain Kirk?

Ayup :D

Her hair shone in the sun like the purest snow, flowing wildly in the wind, occasionally covering her eyes, those cat-like sapphire pools of infinite wisdom. Her beautiful skin that resembled the finest ebony, covered her finely toned, athletic physique.

Fuck. Is this an anime girl?

Nope. US comics.

Re: Describe a fictional character in ridiculous metaphors and flowery adjectives

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Re: Describe a fictional character in ridiculous metaphors and flowery adjectives

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Re: Describe a fictional character in ridiculous metaphors and flowery adjectives

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His chocolate orbs are inky with tears because his broad, tanned shoulders bear a lattice work of scars from his childhood and ongoing horrific abuse that is usually perpetuated by his drunkard of a father but sometimes by his uncle whose favorite gag is the armadillo holding the beer can. His shaggy brunet hair (he is THE brunet!) is often contrasted with the almost Malfoy-like radiance of the boyfriend he keeps tied up in the basement.

Issss it Sam Winchester?