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[ SECRET POST #2780 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2780 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #397.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Twitter God

[personal profile] case 2014-08-13 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's play a game!

Premise: you are the one true god/deity/whatever of the universe. You can leave exactly one message to the entire world that can be verified and duly adopted into true religious canon.

The catch is: you have to do it in the form of a tweet, i.e. 140 characters maximum (English please; no cheating by using more compact languages!).

Everyone else plays the role of followers, who freely interpret that tweet in as many ways as possible, the more awful the better.

Ex.

God tweets, "42."
Follower 1: Life ends at 42. Mass suicides.
Follower 2: Life BEGINS at 42. Install systematic ageism everywhere.
Follower 3: You're both wrong, we must own exactly 42 of every item. Every single item. It's the only way to inner peace. Commence hoarding.

Go?
skippydelicious: Derp-Derp (Default)

Re: Twitter God

[personal profile] skippydelicious 2014-08-13 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
God Tweets:
Guys, just be cooler. #ChillOut
Edited 2014-08-13 23:53 (UTC)
cushlamochree: o malley color (Default)

Re: Twitter God

[personal profile] cushlamochree 2014-08-13 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
GOD IS A REFRIGERATOR

Re: Twitter God

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
We must somehow cause a new Ice Age! It's the only way.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Follower 1: There can be no fire. Soon we will freeze and join our maker.
case: (!)

Re: Twitter God

[personal profile] case 2014-08-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Colonize Antarctica! Abandon the heat-loving equatorial countries to their doom. That's what they get for causing global warming.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
we must lock ourselves in our freezers and wait for the world to be reborn

Re: Twitter God

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Batman and Robin is now a Holy Film! Saint Joel shows us the way.

Re: Twitter God

(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
We must all drop our core body temperature by two degrees to ignite the Global Consciousness Awakening. This can be achieved via our top-secret meditation techniques and our $7000 herbal supplements program.

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[personal profile] pantasma - 2014-08-14 05:31 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Twitter God

(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Be excellent to each other.
skippydelicious: Derp-Derp (Default)

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[personal profile] skippydelicious 2014-08-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If people won't be excellent, they must be shunned! #SomeSortOfCampForThem

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-13 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
#YOLO

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[personal profile] sdk - 2014-08-14 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: oh captain janeway *swooon*

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(Anonymous) - 2014-08-14 00:02 (UTC) - Expand

*head asplodes*

(Anonymous) - 2014-08-14 03:30 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be fucks to each other. #Love one another you dumbfucks.

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loracarol: (why hello there ^_~)

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[personal profile] loracarol 2014-08-14 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
OMG have you seen this cute cat video? It's the best! I did a good thing making cats. :D

I'm so bad at this I'm sorry

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Pick your own religion. Have fun. Please don't kill though.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Magikarp

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: I bring you love!

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
God Tweets:
Charles Darwin was right. #ScienceRules!

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets:

GOD DOESNT EXIST #mindblown

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cassandraoftroy: Chiana from Farscape, an alien with grayscale skin and hair (Default)

Re: Twitter God

[personal profile] cassandraoftroy 2014-08-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Be compassionate. Use empathy. Learn things. Have fun sometimes.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets:
You are wrong.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Give up on Mars.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: Gay people are allowed to get married.

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(Anonymous) 2014-08-14 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
God tweets: blaze it #420

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