[ SECRET POST #2796 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2796 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Cinema Snob]


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03.
[Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen]


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04. http://i.imgur.com/fzPY0oW.png
[underage implied? Snape/Hermione pregnancy stuff]


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06. http://i.imgur.com/YBON0Wq.png
[The Last Dragon Chronicles; linked for graphic descriptions of gore]


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07. [repeat]


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08.
[Gerard Way]


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10. http://i.imgur.com/gtAZr7w.jpg
[warning/linked for rape? maybe? I'm not sure, but y'know, it's GoT...]


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11. [WARNING for rape]











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Comments

[saku]

i'm guessing it'll be solas tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so mad that Solas is ugly. Where are the pretty bisexual elf boys? C'mon, they should be a staple in every Dragon Age, nay, every fantasy video game.

[(Anonymous)]

It's really sad, I mean, I can't romance any of the gay options without hair mods - Solas has too little on his head while the mage has too much on his face (did they really have to give the gay guy a Village People/Freddy Mercury memorial mustache?). And I'm not sure I like the Qunari design.

[toku_mei]

My thoughts, too. Maybe Fenris and Anders from DA2 spoiled us a bit, but the pornstache mage and VoldemortSolas aren't going to inspire any slash fantasies for me. The girls look a lot better, and I will totally lesbian it up with the rogue elf, choppy bowlcut or not, but what's with the guys. Cullen would probably be the one I'd gay romance, and apparently I'll need mods to do that, too. :-/ Nexus Mods please don't fail me!

[darkmanifest]

To be fair, after playing so long with mods, even the default appearance of romances from DA:O and DA2 seem really lackluster to me. Bioware's got some funny ideas about character design that modders improve upon every single time (without turning the characters into bland supermodels). Frostbite poses a challenge, but I have faith in DA's modding community to meet it. Because that 'stache has got to go.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like Anders and Alistair were well-designed--I never saw a mod that improved their face in any way that wasn't just making them pretty.

That said, most of the others needed some tweaking to look less...uncanny. Morrigan needed her eyes a little less squinty and her lips a little less pinched (same with Leliana), Zevran needed some sort of mouth/cheekbone adjustment; Isabela I've never been able to pinpoint what's 'off' about her face, but I've never seen a mod to help that wasn't horrible, and Merrill and Fenris mostly just had the issues that the DAII elves in general had, which I didn't specifically hold against their personal designs. Except Merrill's giraffe neck.

[darkmanifest]

I mod Alistair to give his chin more definition and change his oddly modern hairstyle, and Anders to look less haggard and more like his Awakening self. With Isabela, I think it's the jaw, same with Aveline and Varric - nothing wrong with a nice strong jaw, but DA2 takes it to weird levels, IMO. I've found a couple of mods that minimize the oddness without overhauling their unique faces, but it's hard as hell when 95% are "pretty and bland" mods. Fenris and Merrill, like you said, it's the whole elf design that's the problem, though they look a lot better-sculpted than any of the NPC elves (god, Zevran).

[(Anonymous)]

If you don't mind, can I see the mods you used? I've never looked too deeply for good mods, since it's hard to make it past the 'blonde, blue-eyed' vixen mods.

[darkmanifest]

Sure! Right now I use self-made faces for DA:O that I haven't uploaded (aside from this shameless plug), but before I did that, I had favorites that I sorted out from the general "hey, let's change literally everything about these characters" stuff:

DA:O: Leliana, one and two; Morrigan; Alistair, one and two; Zevran, one, two, and three; Wynne, one, two, and three. As for Sten, I modded all the qunari in DA:O to look like the ones in DA2 with this mod.

DA2: Aveline (mod title is bullshit, but the mod itself is very good, even without freckles); Anders; Isabela; Merrill and Fenris (also this for a full overhaul of his outfit) with their original DA2 elf bodies; Merrill and Fenris with bodies more like DA:O elves, faces reconstructed to fit; and Sebastian (ignore the other morphs in that one).

...I spend a lot of time modding these games, lol. I hope you find some of these options useful!

[saku]

omfg rude :( i love him

but yeah i have a feeling he'll be a straight LI if he's one at all, which is kinda ehhh but whatever. i guess i can see blackwall being the last LI too, but the ones who aren't LIs are supposed to be that way for story reasons, so i'm trying to make guesses based on what we know of the companions so far.

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

From what little we know of him, I think I'm gonna end up loving Solas! But, if he's a LI, I reeeally can't see him as anything other than bisexual. I just don't think it makes sense for his character, to only go for a certain gender -- or a certain race, for that matter.

Or maybe I'm just biased by how badly I want him and Blackwall to be the last two LIs, and for both of them to be bisexual.

[saku]

i agree with that, i'm just looking at the orientations of the other confirmed LIs. i def hope he ends up being bi, if romanceable at all