[ SECRET POST #2801 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2801 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 031 secrets from Secret Submission Post #400.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[loracarol]

Hi everyone! After some chatting yesterday in the CAH game, I started making an F!S CAH deck, and if you'd like to take a look, it's here.

Anyway, two questions for everyone:

1. If you're a named user, would you like to be a white card? It's opt-in only, don't worry. :3

2. Anyone have any ideas for other cards? If you do, go ahead and post them here! (But please use the following format because the website is finicky. :I)

Black cards: Appropriate capitalization, punctuation, and a space one either side of the _ that stands for the blank card.
For example: "F!S is dying because of _ , send in the _!"

White cards: only proper nouns in caps, no punctuation except commas/apostrophes. Example: "humorous variations of Benedict Cumberbatch's name"

[making_excuses]

I don't care if my username is used in any way shape or form, go wild guys!

but not too wild... I can take a joke, but don't be malicious...

Here are some examples!

[case]

I just thought of a great _ AU where everyone is _ .

I refuse to believe _ is anything but a top. Especially paired with _ .

I'm so ashamed of all the _ fic I wrote when I was 14.


Knotting.
MPreg.
Everyone turning gay for some inexplicable reason.
Aliens making them do it.
Twisted ideas of a healthy relationship.
The sound of 500 women being fridged.
A torrential flood of manpain.
Throwing hot coffee at people.
Internalized misogyny.

[kallanda_lee]

I sent you some things in pm here on dreamwidth.

[philstar22]

Aw. I missed CAH. I love that game.

1. Sure, why not.

2. Thinspiration, social justice wank, Anon who forgets about IP logging, kink wank

[kaijinscendre]

*adds username into every sentence*

Ehehehehe.

[herpymcderp]

I will opt in. And also you can be as malicious as you like. No fucks given.

[jaybie_jarrett]

I'm kind of nervous to submit myself as a white card but why not.

(Suggestion: "jaybie_jarrett talking about Danny Phantom again" or something like that XD?)


Black card: "Crossover pairing between ____ and _____"
"The fandom hates _____ because _______"


White cards: "people who can't shut up about Mary Sues when OCs are mentioned"

[brightblueink]

I doubt I'm notable/popular enough for most people to know who I am, but I wouldn't mind my username being used for a response card.

[dancing_clown]

I skimmmed the wikipedia entry for this game, but I feel like I need somebody to explain it to me.

[morieris]

I think a variation of "Not the anon you replied to" should be in there somewhere as a green card.

[herpymcderp]

Also it looks like you already got all my suggestions from last night, but I'll add:

"There aren't any good secrets today, just ____."

[diet_poison]

I am ok with my username being used in white or black cards :)

Here are some ideas:

huskies
tar season
radfem!anon
summer trolls
racewank
fucked-up Friday
tumblr
trigger warnings
fedoras
neckbeards
hipsters
Dreamwidth
a hateboner
[various celebrity names, esp. celebs we've talked about a lot]
[various fandom names, esp. big and/or wanky ones - Homestuck, SPN, and Sherlock are all musts]

Some black cards:

I'm thinking of changing my default icon to a picture of _.
We had a flamewar about _. It was so bad that _ was invoked and then everyone fled in horror.
I shared a picture of my pet _ in the general comments thread. It did not go over well.
*tips _*
The real reason LiveJournal is dying: _.

ETA: I see some of these have already been used. Sorry about that - I should have read the comments first.

I'm coming up with a few more, but I'll maybe PM you later so I'm not constantly adding one-word replies XD

Also, if I may give a little feedback? Some of the black cards are grammatically off, and some of the white ones aren't nouns.

[(Anonymous)]

I threw_________ at a man and now he might go blind (Coffee!anon)
__________: Creepy and gross right? Certainly creepier and grosser than ____________ anyway (Fleshlight!anon one)

http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/954164.html?thread=716757300#cmt716757300

[dethtoll]

Use me and abuse me as a white card, you have my permission.

Most of my would-be suggestions are already in here, but I think we're missing religion wank and dedicated single-person trolls.

[chardmonster]

Feel free to put me in anywhere.

[sarillia]

I don't mind if my name is used. Sadly I have no ideas for cards though.

[greenvelvetcake]

Use me as a white card if you'd like, but I don't think I'm active enough for it to work.

Some black cards
"______? Better turn on IP logging."
"I can't believe _____ got failbar'd."
"What is dethtoll's guilty pleasure?" (a la Batman's favorite way to unwind, the best answer being, of course, Batman.)
"Cuteanimalpic's subject of the day: _______ "

White cards
"Hitler mod is at it again."
"Hot Vader secrets."
"Destiel."
"The new Zutarians."

[dancing_clown]

I'm cool with being included.

[fingalsanteater]

Ooh put me on!

[lunabee34]

You can use my name (although I have no idea what you're talking about LOL).

[(Anonymous)]

Hope I'm not too late with suggestions!

Sexy!Riker (Riker anon)
J2
tinhatters
Awkward RPS
Basement-dweller fan
SuperWhoLock
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons
Stephen Moffat
Jeff Davies
Ryan Murphy

I have written a detailed tumblr post explaining why ______ is _______. If you disagree you are ______-phobic.
_______ isn't what General Comments is for, ______ is!
________ is the cancer killing F!S!!!1
I never realised I was ______ until I saw/read ______
I'm 99% _______-sexual but I am incredibly attracted to ______, help!
I can't be friends with my fandom friend anymore because they're into ______, gross!
I only watch _______ for the _________
I can only read ______/______ fic if it has _______
______ is my favourite Doctor Who companion.

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhh, I really want to be a card, but I don't have a name. I'm vethica's RL friend though, can I be a card under that "name"? *wishful thinking*

Also, coffee anon. That needs to be one.

[world_eater]

If you'd want to use my username you could :3


I think a funny black card could be:

"Everyone knew this was _'s secret, who else cares so much about _?" or something similar.

[ginainthekingsroad]

Omg, I want to be a card! :D

Some suggestions:

Black cards: Are black cards with 3 blanks automatically set as draw 2/play 3? I've never built a deck before, but that is the usual deal with 3 blanks.

*Kaijinscendre replies to every comment... except my comment about ____ .
*___________ ? The fandom would lynch me!
*Don't feed the trolls ______ .
*_________ . Still a better love story than Twilight.
*How dare you post _______ before the comments collapse!
*But what are your thoughts on yaoi?
*What are your weekend plans, F!S?
*I got ______ in the F!S Secret Santa exchange.
*Nobody guessed that I was being ____ in the last Botticelli game.
*My non-fandom secret is ____ .

White cards:

*Thesis-length comments (or secrets)
*My Immortal (or Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way)
*Transcriptanon
*The field fires of my youth.
*Boasting about how long you've followed F!S.
*Hatewatching the shows you used to love.
*Amanda Palmer (and/or Neil Gaiman)
*Appropriate gif responses.
*Inappropriate gif responses.
*Sansa/Sandor wank.
*Dead fandoms.
*Yuletide.
*Thinking the (frozen comment) spacers have to do with Frozen.
*Pottersues.
*Replying to yourself.
*SuperWhoLock
*Submitting secrets just to start a discussion about your fandom.
*TMI thread.
*Adults who play Neopets.
*The F!S Book Club.