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[ SECRET POST #2805 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2805 ⌋

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Oh, I see IP logging is off. In that case, I have a huge crush on my best guy friend, and he's not into me, but he's so nice and I love him. I love being around him and I'm so glad we're friends. He keeps me going. Talking to him revitalises me when I'm down. I hope I never do something stupid and drive him away.

What do you think would happen if ip logging was on? Case is going to find where you live and figure out who your best guy friend is and tell him?

No. I just hate knowing it would be that easy.

Yeah, because case has nothing better to do with his time/life than invade you personal life. I'm surprised you and your ego fit in the same room. Of course, maybe they don't...

Trust me, nobody cares about you that much and anyway even with IP logging they can't exactly pinpoint you perfectly. It's mostly a useful tool for identifying/blocking trolls, who are filtering back now that it's off, good job Case :|

...how would that be easy?

Maybe Case is the friend!!!!!!!1

aww

And suddenly my bad mood dissapears.

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(Anonymous) - 2014-09-07 23:16 (UTC) - Expand

And Case won't know that I've been picking my nose and rubbing it on the walls of FS...and that I have been sitting on Fedora!Anon's Fedora and farting.

Case won't know I got fucked five times last week which is the most times ever in week in my 10 year relationship and my pussy got all sore and itchy from being so full of come.

I don't think Case even cares.

a) Five times a week is a lot?

b) If you get itchy because it's so full of come you might want to try a shower.

c) No, really, is five times a week really that note-worthy?

The boasting about five times a week is making me cackle. Sure it's more than I've gotten in ages, but it's still kind of cute.

mte. my girlfriend and I used to fuck like three times a day or more back when we were in that "we must have sex constantly" phase

Wow. You are an asshole. Not everyone can fuck 24/7. Five times a week would be a lot for me for various reasons. I always take a shower after sex and I usually get a little itchy no matter what. I probably have a semen allergy.

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ew take a shower

You've never had sex, have you. Sex is gross and sticky and can be itchy.

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itchy

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...itchy?

Are you sure you don't have a yeast infection?

a lot of women have semen allergies as well (some studies put the high end at 12% of women who are sexually active with men have at least slight semen allergies)

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a_potato - 2014-09-07 23:04 (UTC) - Expand

lol this thread is full of people that know nothing about sex or relationships.

Semen allergies are a thing.

Not everyone has sex every day. Lots of people have low libidos, jobs or situations that keep them apart for most of the week, etc.

Obviously sex five times a week is a lot for OP for whatever reason so stop being dicks.

*cum

Spelling, please.

*kum

My preferred spelling.

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