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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-09-07 04:06 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #2805 ⌋

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CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Case won't know I got fucked five times last week which is the most times ever in week in my 10 year relationship and my pussy got all sore and itchy from being so full of come.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Case even cares.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
a) Five times a week is a lot?

b) If you get itchy because it's so full of come you might want to try a shower.

c) No, really, is five times a week really that note-worthy?

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The boasting about five times a week is making me cackle. Sure it's more than I've gotten in ages, but it's still kind of cute.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
mte. my girlfriend and I used to fuck like three times a day or more back when we were in that "we must have sex constantly" phase

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. You are an asshole. Not everyone can fuck 24/7. Five times a week would be a lot for me for various reasons. I always take a shower after sex and I usually get a little itchy no matter what. I probably have a semen allergy.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Use a condom?

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people are trying to get pregnant.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't take it so hard, nonny. Why do you care if someone is getting more sex than you? Someone else is getting less. In fact, I guarantee you, you are getting more sex than me. (This is not a problem for me, but maybe it will make you feel better.)

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny

Does everyone else get that feeling?

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

To fuck five times a week you do not have to fuck 24/7. You don't even have to fuck ONCE in 24/7, seriously, it's less than once a day. I wasn't reacting to "only" having sex five times a week, but to the boasting, like it's the greates accomplishment to do that once in ten years.

Have you talked to a OB about the itching? It might be nothing, but if you're trying for a baby you might want to make sure it's not indicative of anything that would work against that.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ew take a shower

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never had sex, have you. Sex is gross and sticky and can be itchy.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You are obviously lying. I have read many porny fanfics, and none of them mention these sticky itchy conditions of which you speak. You must be doing it wrong.

;)

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're obviously reading the wrong porn.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh god, baby, I wanna be so sticky that I can catch flies from my cootch"
"You make me itch so hard baby, scratch it baby SCRATCH IT YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] peablossom 2014-09-07 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
itchy

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] a_potato 2014-09-07 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...itchy?

Are you sure you don't have a yeast infection?

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
a lot of women have semen allergies as well (some studies put the high end at 12% of women who are sexually active with men have at least slight semen allergies)
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Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] a_potato 2014-09-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Really. I had no idea (obviously!). That's fascinating, and also...rather unfortunate.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-07 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
lol this thread is full of people that know nothing about sex or relationships.

Semen allergies are a thing.

Not everyone has sex every day. Lots of people have low libidos, jobs or situations that keep them apart for most of the week, etc.

Obviously sex five times a week is a lot for OP for whatever reason so stop being dicks.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2014-09-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*cum

Spelling, please.
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Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2014-09-07 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*kum

My preferred spelling.

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

[personal profile] herpymcderp 2014-09-07 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Kome.

Best of both worlds?

Re: CASE WILL NEVER KNOW IT'S ME

(Anonymous) 2014-09-08 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
*kumquat. My preferred citrus fruit.
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