[ SECRET POST #341 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #341 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Uhhh, made one not!fandom that shouldn't have been there. Fixed now! Uhhhh sorry 46.

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 100 secrets from Secret Submission Post #049.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 ] broken links, [ 1 2 ] not!secrets, [ 1 ] not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Thursday, December 13th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[semantics]

I'm still holding out for an alternate ending to the Black Guardian trilogy. The Doctor sends Turlough off to seduce Black Guardian and steal his Crow of Power - which is totally phallic symbolism, even if it's a freaky deformed phallus, because everything is phallic according to the Sig. - and then Tegan bitches out the Doctor for that little failure in morality, since she sekritly ♥ Turlough (and not-so-sekritly Hate!♥ the Doctor) and they come in just as Turlough takes the crow, and are highly disturbed to see that the Black Guardian's twisted sex fantasies involve Turlough in a cricketeer's outfit.

[astronomia]

Well, it's a freaky deformed phallic symbol and if it's symbolizing the Black Guardian, well, no wonder the poor guy is so evil. Just like the Master is evil because his screwdriver was never as big as the Doctor's. And Five shouldn't be so surprised. Given that Five had a harem, he should know cricket is a universal sign of sex.

[semantics]

You've got a point there. Poor guy just needs a better phallus. OH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!! I need an "OBJECTION!" icon to say just how HORRIBLY (right) WRONG YOU ARE ABOUT THAT! His screwdriver was ALWAYS BIGGER! We shall get into a fandom war about this, Y/Y/Y? Five did harem anime before Ten's actor was even in - OH WAIT! WAIT! OH, IT ALL MAKES SENSE! Ten is emulating FIVE! That's why he needs so many companions. DUH.

[astronomia]

He can borrow a Time Lord screwdriver? IT IS NOT. It's just like how Jack realized his telescope was inadequate compared to Barbossa's naturally large telescope and tried to make a larger one. So let's see... Jack = Turlough, then. Martha, Donna, Rose have to fit into Nyssa, Tegan and Adric.

[semantics]

He can get the Doctor's. Everyone ELSE gets their hands on the Doctor's, after all. He's such a slag. IT IS TOO! Although yes, Barbossa's is bigger than Jack's. No matter how much Jack tries. Hm, okay. Donna can be Tegan, then. Because Tegan was very, uh, opinionated. And Martha should be Nyssa, because Nyssa was more of a scientist. Does this mean Martha/Donna? Which means that Rose has to be Adric - WHICH ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! Because there is soooo much fandom hate for poor Adric. ... Which reminds me that I need to see more Adric than one can find in 'Logopolis,' but that's aside from the point.

[astronomia]

The Doctor's screwdriver turns on in anyone's hands. Jack = the Master. Both with phallic issues. Actually, that makes too much sense. Wow, Ten really is trying to be Five again. That's so cute.

[semantics]

.... eee, that icon is very cute~

Unlike the Master's, which is Master-specific. Even the Doctor can't turn it on. God, no wonder Lucy shot him. THE MASTER HAS NO PHALLIC ISSUES! THE MASTER'S PHALLUS IS A SHINING ARTEFACT OF MANLY PHALLICNESS! ... what sort of phallus shines?? It is, isn't it~? Awww, they should have Blinovitch-Limitation-Effect!Sex~!

[shinraisei.livejournal.com]

what sort of phallus shines??

...Wasn't there a character in Austin Powers with...one? (oh my) Goldmember, I think he was...? or is this my memories going down the gutter on me and remembering things wrong...Hmm

[semantics]

... you know, I do believe you're correct. Which is rather unsettling. Especially considering that the Master's decided to change his phallic object into a golden one. Perhaps he made a cameo in Austin Powers during one of his many unseen regenerations.