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I had lunch with my mom today and she said a bunch of weird shit.

Like "I don't understand how any woman can be a lesbian, penises are so wonderful!"

And how lesbians can't have sex with each other because there are no penises involved and if they use strap-ons then they must not really be lesbians and that vaginas "close up if they go too long without being used" and I can't even remember what other crazy shit.

In the past she's also said bisexuality can't be real because "men and women are so different, how can you possibly be into both?" and how people can just magically be interested in the other gender if they want to.

She has some...weird thoughts about sexuality.

I would've been tremendously curious to ask her how she thinks straight men can be attracted to women, if "penises are so wonderful"?

Admittedly that's only scratching the surface of the weirdness, but it seems like a logical starting point.

She was so focused on women that I didn't even think of it, but that's a good point. Although she did say men "aren't as horny as they used to be" because of hormones in meat.

That's funny, like the exact opposite of everyone who fixates on men having anal sex and that's the only thing that homosexuality ever means.

"Weird" is putting it mildly. I'd find it downright offensive and anger-inducing. :( Not to mention it's just...wrong. (Vaginas closing up? What the actual fuck?)

Edited 2014-09-16 01:21 (UTC)

I do find it offensive and anger-inducing but lately I'm trying to not be bothered by it as much. It used to really upset me but she's not going to change her mind, and I know she's wrong, so I'm trying to just not care. Which is usually much easier said than done but I think I'm better at it than I used to be. (And yeah, I don't even know...she found out recently that a friend of hers had gone a couple years without having sex and "helpfully" informed her that vaginas just close up if they go too long without being penetrated. I don't where the fuck she got that from.)

What did her friend say to that?? haha

I don't know what her original response was but she brought it up again when I was with them and she just kinda looked at her weird and didn't say anything. She's a fairly new friend so I don't think she quite knows what to think of my mom just yet lol

You might ask her how women can be way into Benedict Cumberbatch, but still be all right married to someone who isn't Benedict Cumberbatch. Also, you might pity your mother, seeing as how she's never heard of or experienced cunnilingus. :-/

I doubt she has any clue who Benedict Cumberbatch is but I think to her being married to any guy would be alright as long as he has a penis, since that's the most important part in her opinion.

Haha she has (it's unfortunate that I know that but she loves oversharing) but she's one of those "oral sex doesn't count/only PIV is sex" people.

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