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[ SECRET POST #2865 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2865 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Transformers: Prime]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It]

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[Flight Rising]

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[Transformers: Prime]

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[Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]

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BOY. Does this go out with a bang. And by bang, I mean fandom meltdown. People are either happy or depressed. Mostly on shipping lines. I personally loved it, it's just so damn happy and campy.

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It opens up to a panned out shot of Naruto and Sasuke and what they ended up laying on. It is the Hashi and Madara statues hands, forming a rat seal. (LOL) Sakura and Kakashi show up and Naruto calls out her name. Sakura gives a sad face and goes on to heal them both. Naruto thanks her and Sasuke says her name. She tells him to be quiet and that she needs to concentrate. Sasuke says he's sorry, and she asks what is he sorry for. He says for everything he's ever done and she begins to cry. She says he better be, and that he's such a pain/calls him idiot. They both are fine and armless and they both smile at Sakura who is crying. Kakashi makes a relieved face and says they're (team 7) is back.

Queue Sasuke waxing on about what Naruto did for him and what he learned. He's finally saved, all thanks to Naruto. He says he knows what it's like to feel like having a brother again, does the rat seal one handed with Naruto, and everyone is released from the IT. You get a shot of Naruto and Hinata standing next to each other at Neji's funeral. Sasuke keeps talk8ing about how things are different now, and that they the children who were looking for love and had only found hate had gone their separate ways and Naruto never stopped thinking of Sasuke as a friend even though he did everything to distance himself from Naruto and now he can feel Naruto's pain and blahblah.

After this, we see Kakashi and Sakura seeing Sasuke off on his new journey. Kakashi says the only reason he's getting a pardon/being let off the hook for his crimes is because he helped free everyone from IT/saved the world. Sakura says that Tsunade is almost finished making him a new arm out of Hashirama cells and if he'll stay. Sasuke says he needs to go on a journey now to see the world, because he'd see things differently now, and he needs to atone for his sins. Sakura, oh Sakura. Sakura blushes and looks away, and then asks if she can come with him. She shyly looks up to see his reaction and he says no, that she has nothing to do with his sins. She looks down depressed and he flicks her forehead like Itachi did to him. He tells her he'll see her soon and thanks her. She blushes and Sasuke leaves.

Naruto meets up with him and they exchange words, Sasuke thinks about how Naruto saved him, and how they're both hopeful, and that makes them Ninjas. Naruto gives him back his Konoha headband and he leaves.

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BABIES. Konoha, village hidden in the orgy. These pairings became canon, so you can skip this chapter recap if you don't like any of them: Sasusaku, Naruhina, Shikatema, ChoKarui, Inosai, Lee has a kid but doesn't show a mother.

OKAY! You see Shino with a Geordi-esque eye wear as a teacher. One kid in the back starts to make a scene. You see that he's a Naruto clone, save for his square like Hinata hair and light purple/blue eyes. He says that he's going to do an awesome prank and everyone should come with him. The kid's name is Bolt. (He's Naruhina's first child) Shikatema's kid scolds him (he looks like a Shikamaru clone but has Temari's eyes, his name is Shikadai) A black hair Sasuke girl with glasses (She got the poor Uchiha eye sight, poor baby) glares at him. Inosai's kid says they can't come, because they need to go train with his mom. ChoKarui's kid (Karui, in case you forgot, was that girl from the cloud village) ChoKarui's daughter says she can't come because she's going to hang out with Anko. Anko has apparently gotten fat from spoiling ChouChou (The girl)

Inojin, Inosai's kid, calls her fat and she tells him off and leaves. (She's sassy) Shikadai says pranks and training are too troublesome and Inojin puts his head in his hands. it skips to a scene of a Hinata looking girl with Naruto's whiskers putting a sunflower on Neji's grave. She's there with Hinata, her mother. She has blue eyes. (None of their kids has the Byakugan) She asks if uncle would like her flower, and Hinata tells her yes, because it's just like her name. Her name being Himawari, the name for Sunflower. She smiles and says that she hopes her big brother will come with them next time. It then cuts to Lee training with his son and calling out Youth! Next scene is TenTen being bored in her shop, and complaining about things being too peaceful.

Back to Bolt sulking about no one wanting to come with him. The little Uchiha girl is ~~stalking~~ following him from a distance. Next scene is Shikadai coming home and telling his mother to tell Ino that he's sick. He notices Gaara there and addresses him rudely, and Temari scolds him. He ignores her and asks if Kankuro is there, too. Next scene is Kiba talking about Kakashi stepping down with his wife apparently. She's a cat lady. Akamaru is sooo old! Next scene (jumps around A LOT) is of Sai, Ino, Karui, and Choji. Ino is fuming that all the kids are late for training and Sai tries to calm her down. Karui says it's not that big of a deal and her daughter isn't really into fighting. Ino says it's important, and we skip to Inojin hiding behind a rock. He thinks to himself that he has to hide because his mother is pissed.

Next blargh, we see Asuma and Kurenai's daughter! She talks to a picture of her father before leaving on a training mission of sorts. Then we get to see Kakashi and Gai in a wheelchair thinking about their youth. The ex-kages are together, too, and they seem to be having a meeting of sorts. They complain about how things have changed too much. Cut to Bee and his tailed beast talking about going to see Naruto and Naruto being busy. Then cut to Naruto and his new Hashi-hand as..dun dun dun, Hokage. Shikamaru is his right hand man, etc. Two of his helpers burst in and tell him there's a huge problem. He sighs and asks if Bolt did something again. Which he did. The little shit defaced the kage-summit like his father used to. He calls Tsunade a hag, his father a shitty dad, Hashirama a perv (LOL) He pulls out a throwing star, looking to attack Naruto, but Naruto walks up the mountain and grabs his arm. He yells at Bolt to cut it out and Bolt says it's not fair that he used the jutsu to get behind him.

Naruto then hits him and Bolt pouts. Naruto says he's busy and that Bolt had better clean this up. Bolt, with the same verbal tick Naruto has, tells him that he should clean it up with him. Naruto looks sad and hauls him up the mountain. Konohamaru complains about Bolt and Iruka tells him that Bolt just wants his father's attention. Naruto gives Bolt a talk about how he can't be just Bolt's father all the time, and that Bolt will have to share Naruto with the village sometimes. He asks him to endure it, because he's a ninja, too. Konohamaru comes up and yells at Bolt and Naruto thinks about how Kono did that to the third when he was a kid.

Cut to the Uchiha girl watching from a distance again and making a face. She gets home and Sakura is cleaning a book case. Sakura welcomes her home and I shit you not, her fucking name is SALAD*. Salad calls her mama and asks why boys are stupid. Sakura makes a face and asks if it's about Bolt again. She goes quiet and says that her and Bolt have something in common, that they both have issues with their dad. She calls out Shanaroo like her mother and it cuts to Sasuke reacting to it. He shrugs and says he must have imagined it and walks on. (He looks like Madara now, lol, that chin)

Last scene is of all the new kages meeting and Naruto starting the meet and smiling. It pans out to a huge city behind the Kage summit. Basically Konoha is NYC now.

Whew.

*This is most likely an homage to Toriyama. Kishi idolized him as a kid, and it's something he would do. There's also a databook entry where Sasuke's favorite food/thing is tomatoes, so there's that.

That Gai/Kakashi talk was the best. Love these two so much.

So did Kakashi end up with some cat lady? =_=
And did Gai end up in a wheelchair?

Kiba ended up with the cat lady

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