[ SECRET POST #2876 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2876 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Boxtrolls]


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03.
[One Piece]


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04.
[Hockey RPF, Patrick Kane]


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05.
[The Silmarillion]


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06.
[Meghan Trainor: All About That Bass]


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07.
[Radiant Historia]


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08.
[Twin Peaks]


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09.
[Meghan Trainor]


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10.
[Taylor Swift]



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11.
[Star Wars]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 051 secrets from Secret Submission Post #411.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

02. http://i.imgur.com/Xj1zH5M.jpg
[The Boxtrolls]

[(Anonymous)]

How can that thing fuck ANYONE or anything? His stomach is so round and bloated, it probably sticks out farther than his penis. It would be like having sex with a watermelon between the two of you.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if you knew but...fat people can fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

He doesn't really look FAT though... more like a skinny guy who swallowed a watermelon. Like he's pregnant, maybe.

(and yeah, I know pregnant women can fuck. But presumably in the "cowgirl" or "doggy" position, which probably wouldn't work if the OP is female and the one with the giant belly is male)

[(Anonymous)]

OP
His stomach actually did have some "jiggle physics" in the movie, so it's not like it's a hard tumor. Not that it still wouldn't be a bit challenging to work around...I'm gonna stop there, so as not to gross anyone out further...

[(Anonymous)]

*dies laughing* I give you massive props for not only admitting to this but demonstrating that a lot of thought has gone in to how it would work. Be proud of your mad self, there are worse things out there you could want.

[(Anonymous)]

Dirty joke from the 1920s:

Fat guy about to get in bed with a girl, he's getting undressed. She looks at his gut and says "Gee, honey, it must be years since you've seen that ol' thing of yours. You should diet."

"Dye it? What the hell color is it now?"

[diet_poison]

lol ok I love this.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a perfectly plausible kink to me.

[(Anonymous)]

well, pregnant women fuck.

[cloud_riven]

Haven't seen this movie, so no commento. I'm just here to dig that font.

[iceyred]

I think that of all the 'I'd boink it' secrets that have been posted here, this is the only one that left me feeling queasy.

Good for you for knowing what you want, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Because the character is gross looking, or something else about him?

I haven't seen the movie, so while I definitely don't think he's good looking in that picture, I don't know anything else about him.

[iceyred]

I haven't seen the movie either. My reaction is based on the picture.

[(Anonymous)]

He's filthy, he tried to murder two children multiple times, he kept a man locked up, upside down, for ten years and fed him jelly. (The guy went insane/Was the kid's father)

[(Anonymous)]

OP
Yeah, that all does make it all the more messed up. Though, I've always been attracted to villains who doe some horrible things, but most weren't QUITE as nasty in a physical sense as Snatcher.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
That's pretty much the reaction I anticipated. It was definitely a "WTF, self?!" moment when I realized I actually had the hots for this guy. Then I just decided to embrace my fucked up, weird tastes and just go with it. It's easier that way.

[iceyred]

Kudos to you for rolling with it. It's weird as hell, but if it makes you happy then who cares?

[(Anonymous)]

Totally respect this. I've had my weird-ass crushes, too, especially insane villains.

[(Anonymous)]

"He's filthy, he tried to murder two children multiple times, he kept a man locked up, upside down, for ten years and fed him jelly. (The guy went insane/Was the kid's father)"

Thanks for saying. I haven't seen it yet either and I was wondering about whether there's more to this character than how he looks.

So don't worry, OP. The grossest thing in this thread is that half of it is fat-shaming.

[(Anonymous)]

Genuinely, I get it as well. The clothes, the superior expression, that skinny-fat thing he's going on which I have a weakness for in men.

As for having sex, ride that baby. It's not so different than having a beer belly, which is also get-aroundable.

I missed out on seeing Boxtrolls in the cinema but this makes me even more want to catch it on DVD. Perhaps he'll be much grosser in action and I'll stop seeing it then.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
He's pretty much just kind of gross looking and also pretty narcissistic. The only thing that makes him grosser than that in the movie is the reason I said "as long as there's no cheese involved".