[ SECRET POST #2876 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2876 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Boxtrolls]


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03.
[One Piece]


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04.
[Hockey RPF, Patrick Kane]


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05.
[The Silmarillion]


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06.
[Meghan Trainor: All About That Bass]


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07.
[Radiant Historia]


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08.
[Twin Peaks]


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09.
[Meghan Trainor]


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10.
[Taylor Swift]



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11.
[Star Wars]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 051 secrets from Secret Submission Post #411.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

How can that thing fuck ANYONE or anything? His stomach is so round and bloated, it probably sticks out farther than his penis. It would be like having sex with a watermelon between the two of you.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if you knew but...fat people can fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

He doesn't really look FAT though... more like a skinny guy who swallowed a watermelon. Like he's pregnant, maybe.

(and yeah, I know pregnant women can fuck. But presumably in the "cowgirl" or "doggy" position, which probably wouldn't work if the OP is female and the one with the giant belly is male)

[(Anonymous)]

OP
His stomach actually did have some "jiggle physics" in the movie, so it's not like it's a hard tumor. Not that it still wouldn't be a bit challenging to work around...I'm gonna stop there, so as not to gross anyone out further...

[(Anonymous)]

*dies laughing* I give you massive props for not only admitting to this but demonstrating that a lot of thought has gone in to how it would work. Be proud of your mad self, there are worse things out there you could want.

[(Anonymous)]

Dirty joke from the 1920s:

Fat guy about to get in bed with a girl, he's getting undressed. She looks at his gut and says "Gee, honey, it must be years since you've seen that ol' thing of yours. You should diet."

"Dye it? What the hell color is it now?"

[diet_poison]

lol ok I love this.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a perfectly plausible kink to me.

[(Anonymous)]

well, pregnant women fuck.