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In general, how do you think non-human fictional creatures have sex? Could be with humans, or other things from their species, or anything else.

I always wanted to know how Andalites, from Animorphs had sex... they are horse-like, but wouldn't the tail get in the way if they did it like most four-legged animals?

Then there are the various human-like creatures, but they could have different attitudes toward sex than actual humans.

Maybe they do it like scorpions, with a spermataphore that has to be inserted?

...This is not something I've ever wanted to think about, admittedly, but now I'm curious too. Huh.

Damnit, I can't find the relevant quotations from Stanislaw Lem's "Observation on the Spot" when I need it. It was a thing of beauty. The protagonist was basically whining about the ugliness of sexual organs in humans while comparing them to the beautiful anatomy of a random alien species. Male members of the species in question had to run side by side with the female and blow pollen in her face. Or something. (It was consensual, JFYI). As a result, no one treated sex as a shameful or taboo thing.

I kind of ship Lem/satire.

Doesn't sound very consentual to me.

Nah, I misworded it. AFAIR, the female consented to a run beforehand.

(but I read it a while ago, so can't vouch).

Because I have been reading it all day (see below) I have been getting a wide range of awesome theories about Vulcan genitalia and sexual mechanics. Anurthium octopus-grabby penises forever! :D

Anthurium?

Vertabim quote:

Then Kirk's other hand slid down his belly, fingers whispering through the thick dark pubic fur to resettle over the pulsing, half-opened genital flower—and all coherent thought fled away. *Defenses against pain... useless against pleasure,* he laughed.

"There... there... I'll show you..." Kirk repeated, stroking steadily at the tender, changing flesh. Fascinated, he watched the three petals curl back to reveal glistening chartreuse surfaces studded with hypersensitive spots of darker green, the two side tendrils gracefully uncoiling to stand like oiled serpentine honor guards beside the rising, proud, gleaming central shaft.

"Like an orchid," Kirk whispered, "or a cross between... an orchid and a great green anthurium.... Oh, it's beautiful! What are these two things for?" He ran his fingers along the wet, quivering tendrils.

Because '70s sci-fi smut is the crackiest awesomest goofy-prosiest sci-fi smut.

http://foresmutters.org/FSPtextfiles/poses.txt

I read a Ten/Rose fic like that.

They don't. They're all asexual beings out to experiment on us.

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