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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2014-12-17 06:51 pm

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nayance: (Default)

Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] nayance 2014-12-18 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Did you get it looked at? Are you all right now? Is it gangrenous because you decided to wait before going in?

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck?

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1130689.html?thread=800108225#cmt800108225

thread actually exists

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Burning questions that need to be answered, huh? :)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Its a burning question to find out if some guy has a burning dick.

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I assume he's a cis-guy, so his dick is probably important to him. I know if my vagina started shooting blood out of my clit, I would go to the doctor ASAP.

But seriously, I'd be worried.

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
na

hell, even if they weren't cis I think it would still be pretty important to them. infected dicks aren't a fun time for anyone
tabaqui: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] tabaqui 2014-12-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeee.
Yeah, that guy needed to see a doctor but, you know, it takes gangrene a *wee* bit longer to set in....
nayance: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] nayance 2014-12-18 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. The gangrene was in reference to this comment, which was clever and made me laugh.

tabaqui: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] tabaqui 2014-12-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe.
A lot of the people in the comments seemed to think he'd have an infection and die overnight, though. That's another thing about F!S medical threads - the person asking *knows* they need to see a doctor, the people reply tend to overreact and posit the *worst possible outcome/diagnosis ever* no matter what.

As a child of two medical professionals, it's kind of amusing to see all the shrieking and flailing on both sides.
nayance: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] nayance 2014-12-18 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I feel you. It's pretty funny. While you should see a doctor before things get bad, the chances of you dying or losing your genitalia or whatever are very slim.

Every time something is even the slightest bit off, I automatically assume that I have the worst diagnosis I could possibly get and that I'm going to die. Living like this for a few years, I've learned that nine times out of ten, I'm probably not going to die and it's probably not going to be as bad as I worried it would be. I've also learned to never go to the Internet about any medical problems, because if you didn't think you'd die before, you would afterwards.
tabaqui: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] tabaqui 2014-12-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man. No offense, but that drives me nutso. My SO's mom is like that. Everything that happens? 'It's cancer'. OMFG. It's not fucking cancer, would you get a grip, woman.

I just...grew up with people who didn't react much to blood and illness. You just - dealt and moved on and not much would actually kill you, so - you're fine. Have a jigger of brandy and honey and go to bed. Heh.

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's always my first thought. My bowel movements are off? Colon cancer. My stomach feels too inflated? Stomach cancer. It grips me for about two minutes, then I get rational.

I guess it's because my mom asked me to feel something that she'd found in the shower a couple of days before and the next thing you know, I was feeling a lump on her breast. She died three agonizing years later.

So, you know, sometimes it's as bad as you first think.
tabaqui: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] tabaqui 2014-12-18 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sometimes it might be, but even if it is, getting hysterical won't fix it. Stress just makes things worse. I guess that's my mom's German side of the family - don't fuss. You cut your finger? You broke your leg? You have cancer? Don't fuss. Figure out what you need to do, and do it, and don't dwell on it.

I'm so sorry about your mother, that's just not fair.

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's me DickHole!Anon
Yup, saw the doctor the next day.
Doc recommended antiseptic cream (which I was already using) and said to keep an eye on it and put no unnecessary pressure on it. It was already pretty much invisible by the next day. He agreed it was very probably down to abrasions cause by earlier condition.
hasn't bled since, and is almost totally healed now. Scary shit, and it freaked my girlfriend the fuck out.
nayance: (Default)

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

[personal profile] nayance 2014-12-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, I can see why she'd be freaked out. I'm still amused that your first reaction was to run onto F!S to tell everyone about it....

Anyway, I'm glad it worked out all right and that your dick's fine. Take it easy for a few days; it sounds like some scary shit, and I do not envy you.

Re: Dear person who cut their dick open:

(Anonymous) 2014-12-18 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Emoticons cannot capture the horror expressed on her face.

and no, my first reaction was to go to the hospital. when I found out that that would lead to nothing but a 20 hour wait, my next reaction was to go home and go to sleep. Thing about having your vein penis pop open is it makes it hard to sleep. that's about the point F!S came to mind.

I am indeed taking it easy. Nothing too... stimulating, not self abuse, etc. At this point I'm sort of "Do I really want to avoid bleeding out? I mean, if I can't fap then why even live?

Any who, thanks for checking up on me. Very nice of you.