[ SECRET POST #2925 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2925 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There are many, many older men I would lay waste to in bed, OP. Even ones that aren't conventionally attractive. My advice is to let it happen or weird things start to happen, like you either dream the most fucked up kinky dream about him and it really weirds you out because you aren't sure that you or he could bend that way or that it could even go there and now you kind of want to try and injury and legality be damned, or your brain starts to channel that kind into someone else even more fucked up and it's, like, Gordon Lightfoot, Canadian Folk Rock God of our parents' generation and you're fucking him like a porn star and he's really vocal about it and you find yourself enjoying it until you wake up in a cold sweat questioning everything you ever knew.

I mean, I've heard that can happen.

OP:

[(Anonymous)]

This made me chuckle :)

And by letting it happen, you mean accepting that I'm attracted to him right? Because literally having sex with this actor and/or my teacher would be impossible and extremely unethical (they're both married with kid(s) and one of them is my mentor)

Re: OP:

[(Anonymous)]

no, sweet child. Think of him when you rub one out. Let the fantasy happen. Embrace it. Take it to its logical conclusion in a safe place. Move on.


Don't have the Gordon Lightfoot dream. I hear it's terrible. I heard it from a friend.

Re: OP:

[(Anonymous)]

DA-- Old Gordo was kind of hot back in the day. Or so I've been told.

OP Again:

[(Anonymous)]

As someone who had never heard of him before and looked him up, he actually was pretty good looking as a young guy (In a "handsome and sensitive lumberjack" kind of way) so tbh that's not too weird.

Btw you have a great writing style, whether or not that's just how you talk in RL, it's a good mix between absurd and humorous and genuinely open and supportive.

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Gordon Lightfoot, Canadian Folk Rock God of our parents' generation and you're fucking him like a porn star and he's really vocal about it and you find yourself enjoying it until you wake up in a cold sweat questioning everything you ever knew.

Anon, I am dying here, and I wish I could buy you a beer (a good local one) for how much this comment made me laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

This is exactly why I do not suppress my love/boner for my old ass crush. I fear my subconscious rebelling against me.