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⌈ Secret Post #2926 ⌋

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make a fs_txt twitter account

DOOOO IIIITTTTT

Touch the puppet head.

QUIT

MAHHHH

JOBdownatthecarwash

Stop looking for a shitty job, travel around the world, blow all my savings a say screw it all.

Like...really dumb and impossible? Eat lava. Lava looks like it would be delicious. I know it would just taste like rocks and death. But it looks so tasty. O.O

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pantasma - 2015-01-08 07:18 (UTC) - Expand

I like you.

+100

I wouldn't want to eat it, but lava photographs beautifully and I kind of really would like to touch it, aside from the obvious reasons why that is a terrible idea.

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kallanda_lee - 2015-01-08 01:01 (UTC) - Expand

I get you, sorta.

I want to swim in it. It's so pretty!

Ha, I've always wanted to drink liquid mercury for the same reason!

I don't want to eat it, but I do want to touch it. This would be bad and would result in the loss of my hands but it looks so pretty.

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nightscale - 2015-01-08 04:21 (UTC) - Expand

I didn't know other people wanted this, too.

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kaijinscendre - 2015-01-08 04:14 (UTC) - Expand

Cut my hair really short and wear whatever the heck I like, despite my taste in clothes being extremely trashy.

Do it! The most freeing thing I ever did was shave my head.

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pantasma - 2015-01-08 07:20 (UTC) - Expand

Join tumblr

Be baptized by a snake handler. Not joking.

I thought you were a member of the Catholic faith?

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(Anonymous) - 2015-01-08 15:06 (UTC) - Expand

Speed through the desert highways

Oh, I've got a ton of these;

*Put on the British royal crown and go, "Butter."

*Stroll around NYC with Christopher Walken just so I can call my friends and say, "Oh, what am I doing? Just walkin' with Walken."

*Go to the beach very, very early before anyone is there. Bury a full suit of armor in the sand. Return a few hours later when the crowds are there. (Hopefully, no one is sitting on top of the suit.) Then get out a metal detector and start sweeping the beach like I am one of those people whose hobby it is to comb the beach for lost coins and jewelry. Then sweep over the suit, (which will set off the metal detector) unbury it. Hold it up (while everyone is looking) and say, "Not another one!" Then carry it off the beach without saying another word.

* Hold a police chase in Central Park during a busy time using RC police cars and a regular RC car. Have everyone controlling the cop car dress up as cops, complete with mirror shades and fake mustaches. (Even the women.) And me with my bad guy accomplice, dressed up in black and white striped shirt, ski caps and robber masks. The cops are on one side the side walk and we are far down wind. One of the cops is using a bullhorn and yelling, "Pull over. You are under arrest." While on my side, my accomplice is yelling into his bullhorn, "You'll never take me alive, copper!" The police chase ends with the cops surrounding our car. We scream, "No!" And that when the cops come over to us and "arrest" us. We have an RC police escort up out of the park. (With the cops high fiving each other.) Meanwhile, a cop stays behind with our "car." He goes, "Okay, Mac. You can pick up the car." And that's when a guy with a RC tow truck comes in and hooks our getaway car and drives both cars out of the park.

* Get a shopping car full of teddy bears and go walking down the street yelling, "Free teddy bears. One per person. No strings attached. Totally free." And give away the teddy bears.

I just want to be part of someone's, "The weirdest thing happened today," conversation. As in;

PERSON 1: The weirdest thing happened today.
PERSON 2: Oh?
PERSON 1: Yeah, some crazy lady was pushing a shopping cart full of teddy bears today and giving them away for free.
PERSON 2: Was it some kind of promotion?
PERSON 1: No.
PERSON 2: a scam?
PERSON 1: No. It was nothing. She was just giving them away.
PERSON 2: Why?
PERSON 1: She just said, "Just because."
PERSON 2: That was weird.
PERSON 1: Right?
PERSON 2: ....so, did you take one?"
PERSON 1: Of course, I did. It was free!

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pantasma - 2015-01-08 07:24 (UTC) - Expand

Hike the Loess Hills. Alone.

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Drop everything, pull money out of my savings account, and drive to Disney World.

On a more local and doable scale, just not go into work tonight. I am cramping, it's butt ass fucking cold (going as low as 9 tonight and i have to BE OUT IN THAT) and bleh.

I want to walk up to a stranger, put my hand on their shoulder, and say "you are not a lobster" and then walk away.

Drop everything and
-travel the Americas
-travel the world
-go home
-work in construction (not so much dumb, just not what I've been training or collecting gear for...)

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