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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-01-07 06:28 pm

[ SECRET POST #2926 ]


⌈ Secret Post #2926 ⌋

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mekkio: (Default)

Re: dumb thing you want to do

[personal profile] mekkio 2015-01-08 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've got a ton of these;

*Put on the British royal crown and go, "Butter."

*Stroll around NYC with Christopher Walken just so I can call my friends and say, "Oh, what am I doing? Just walkin' with Walken."

*Go to the beach very, very early before anyone is there. Bury a full suit of armor in the sand. Return a few hours later when the crowds are there. (Hopefully, no one is sitting on top of the suit.) Then get out a metal detector and start sweeping the beach like I am one of those people whose hobby it is to comb the beach for lost coins and jewelry. Then sweep over the suit, (which will set off the metal detector) unbury it. Hold it up (while everyone is looking) and say, "Not another one!" Then carry it off the beach without saying another word.

* Hold a police chase in Central Park during a busy time using RC police cars and a regular RC car. Have everyone controlling the cop car dress up as cops, complete with mirror shades and fake mustaches. (Even the women.) And me with my bad guy accomplice, dressed up in black and white striped shirt, ski caps and robber masks. The cops are on one side the side walk and we are far down wind. One of the cops is using a bullhorn and yelling, "Pull over. You are under arrest." While on my side, my accomplice is yelling into his bullhorn, "You'll never take me alive, copper!" The police chase ends with the cops surrounding our car. We scream, "No!" And that when the cops come over to us and "arrest" us. We have an RC police escort up out of the park. (With the cops high fiving each other.) Meanwhile, a cop stays behind with our "car." He goes, "Okay, Mac. You can pick up the car." And that's when a guy with a RC tow truck comes in and hooks our getaway car and drives both cars out of the park.

* Get a shopping car full of teddy bears and go walking down the street yelling, "Free teddy bears. One per person. No strings attached. Totally free." And give away the teddy bears.

I just want to be part of someone's, "The weirdest thing happened today," conversation. As in;

PERSON 1: The weirdest thing happened today.
PERSON 2: Oh?
PERSON 1: Yeah, some crazy lady was pushing a shopping cart full of teddy bears today and giving them away for free.
PERSON 2: Was it some kind of promotion?
PERSON 1: No.
PERSON 2: a scam?
PERSON 1: No. It was nothing. She was just giving them away.
PERSON 2: Why?
PERSON 1: She just said, "Just because."
PERSON 2: That was weird.
PERSON 1: Right?
PERSON 2: ....so, did you take one?"
PERSON 1: Of course, I did. It was free!

Re: dumb thing you want to do

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I would volunteer to be an accomplice to any of these ideas.
raspberryrain: (Default)

Re: dumb thing you want to do

[personal profile] raspberryrain 2015-01-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
These are adorable ideas. The only problem I see with the suit of armor one is that suits of armor are expensive, and it might be taken before you get back.

Re: dumb thing you want to do

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
All these are brilliant!

Re: dumb thing you want to do

(Anonymous) 2015-01-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I vote for the beach idea.
pantasma: (Default)

Re: dumb thing you want to do

[personal profile] pantasma 2015-01-08 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
I fully support your teddy bears, and would like to volunteer my services as either 'stached RC cop or scrungy RC tow truck driver.