[ SECRET POST #2930 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2930 ⌋

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Comments

[kallanda_lee]

I don't know his character very well, but I just hope I can become a kickass older lady and go on adventures even when I'm old and don't have anyone in the world.

[iceyred]

When I'm old and alone I intend to have money so I can go on fabulous cruises and lie about my past.

'Why, my lover was the head of a Greek shipping company, but he died after being in the face with a wombat and I inherited everything. Oh Nikos, I'd give up some of my money to have you back.' *sips champagne*

'This ring? Oh, I stole in a jewel heist in Budapest. That was after I committed medicare fraud and slept with a FBI agent to cover it up.'

'I bring my tiger skin rug with me everywhere. The furry bastard attacked me. Thank God for opposable thumbs, otherwise I'd have been doomed. Every time I see that rug I remember to thank Heaven for evolution and high powered weaponry.'

Being old and alone might not be the best thing ever, but it would be fairly entertaining. Think of all the people you could troll, and few of them would have the cajones to call you out on it!

[kallanda_lee]

Sadly, the money thing might be a issue for me.

But I do love the idea of spinning these crazy stories and making people wonder if they're real. Hey, even without lying, I have more stories that money.

Only down side: it does get harder to make new friend with age, though maybe it gets better after everyone gets divorced and/or widowed again.

[iceyred]

I'm already a 'get off my lawn!' kinda gal, so I imagine that as my peers mellow out of their drama llama stages and get old, I'll have an easier time relating to them. I hope and expect to have more friends when I'm old.

Not gonna lie, I expect being old to be pretty amazing.

[kallanda_lee]

I sort of expect the "not giving a fuck" to be maximized, which I'm sure is liberating.

I'd rather stay young, but since I don't get to choose, I'm gonna make an eccentric old nutter one day.

[iceyred]

Eternal youth would be preferable, but you gotta make the best of what you're given. Being old should be fun!

[kallanda_lee]

I always joke that if I outlive my bf, I'll get two of 'em, each half his age. Money would help with that, though. But I rather like the idea of being an "improper" old lady.

[iceyred]

Two boyfriends? That's impressive! That should bring some fun and excitement to your old age. Remember what George Takei said: if you can't find a good husband, raise one!

[kallanda_lee]

I like that man more every day.

[iceyred]

It's okay to love the Takei.

[dreemyweird]

Okay, this is awesome. I really hope you can pull this off <3

[iceyred]

:3 I'll keep you updated. I might not wait until old age before I start. Depending on when/if I get married, my late forties might be an ideal time to start.

[(Anonymous)]

Good plan.

However, being in my forties myself, it's nowhere near old enough yet to pull off the eccentric batty fabulous old lady routine, although I'm having a good enough try myself.

Practice when you're young, that's what I say. Be an eccentric fantasist from the day you're born.