[ SECRET POST #2931 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2931 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

10. http://i.imgur.com/tswNscz.jpg

[xenomantid]

Whether you're joking or not, this secret must have been made out of nostalgia for the old FS. Unless it wasn't, in which case...if you're going to rank SpongeBob Squarepants characters in order of attractiveness, then it's not unreasonable to assume that Squidward would be near the top.

[(Anonymous)]

Near the top? Who would beat Squidward?

[(Anonymous)]

Sandy, Larry the Lobster, the girl fish with the white vintage hair ... there are a few.

[iceyred]

Mr. Crabs. The things that crustacean could do with his claws...

[xenomantid]

My point was that I could see people finding Squidward a more attractive character than they would most other SpongeBob characters, even if he wasn't the most attractive SpongeBob character. But now that you mention it, I can't think of anyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God ME TOO.

Though he'd be just a short fling. His negativity would get wearing after too long.

But really, an interpretive dancer (and not afraid to squeeze into a leotard), clarinet player, artist and cyclist, with a fantastic line in sarcasm?

I'd be on that like sushi.

same anon

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I have thought about this far too much. And my husband knows all about it and (says he) doesn't mind either.

[(Anonymous)]

Is there squid sushi?

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmmm

[(Anonymous)]

Me too, but probably if he wasn't a squid.

[diet_poison]

lol!

[fingalsanteater]

Yeah, probably. Just think about what he could do with all those tentacles.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, SF 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is basically sexy Squidward in human form, so there's that...

[abrasax]

this is nothing
we live in a world where the pony cum jar is reality

[(Anonymous)]

that sounds terrifying. what's the context?

nsfw-ish

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.britishmuseum.org/collectionimages/AN00583/AN00583055_001_l.jpg

Re: nsfw-ish

[(Anonymous)]

LOL. Why did I know it was going to be this painting?

[houtarouh]

LOL!

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: a screen cap of the character Squidward, looking morose.

Text: I’d hit it.

[(Anonymous)]

Your secret made me laugh OP. Especially because I had been imitating Squidward's voice yesterday.

Have any affections for Squilliam? lolhhehehee

[(Anonymous)]

I have a very distinct memory of being in middle school and it randomly occurring to me to wonder what Squidward's fave would look like when he orgasms, and getting a full erection from the idea. I never thought about it again so frankly I don't know wtf either.

[(Anonymous)]

*face

[(Anonymous)]

um, that's hot

thank you for the image

[(Anonymous)]

Best secret today.