[ SECRET POST #2931 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2931 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 064 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[xenomantid]

Whether you're joking or not, this secret must have been made out of nostalgia for the old FS. Unless it wasn't, in which case...if you're going to rank SpongeBob Squarepants characters in order of attractiveness, then it's not unreasonable to assume that Squidward would be near the top.

[(Anonymous)]

Near the top? Who would beat Squidward?

[(Anonymous)]

Sandy, Larry the Lobster, the girl fish with the white vintage hair ... there are a few.

[iceyred]

Mr. Crabs. The things that crustacean could do with his claws...

[sarillia]

This is the internet. I think Squidward's tentacles beat Mr.Krabs's claws.

[iceyred]

Can we combine their dna and create a super hentai creature with both features? Slimy tentacles when you're in one mood, harsh claws when you're in another.

[(Anonymous)]

I have seen Mr. Krabs love! You are not wrong!

I was amazed I didn't have pincer nightmares.

[xenomantid]

My point was that I could see people finding Squidward a more attractive character than they would most other SpongeBob characters, even if he wasn't the most attractive SpongeBob character. But now that you mention it, I can't think of anyone else.

[(Anonymous)]

Patrick. I totally have a crush on him. I honestly cannot say why, but I do!