[ SECRET POST #2932 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2932 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 050 secrets from Secret Submission Post #419.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Woohoo, General Comments!

So, are there any other fans of Hannibal who are SUPER EXCITED that Richard Armitage is going to play Dolarhyde? No? Just me?

[iceyred]

Prepare yourselves: awkward secrets about being attracted to RA!Dolarhyde are coming.

[(Anonymous)]

It'll be worse than that. Recall that in Red Dragon, Dolarhyde is easily the woobiest killer Harris has ever written. He befriends a blind lady and takes her to a zoo where she can pet a tiger and then battles against his evil side because he doesn't want to kill her! PLUS he was grotesquely abused as a child, a very popular fandom excuse for crushing on evil characters.

We won't be seeing awkward secrets. We'll be seeing angry defenses of HOW DARE YOU SAY FRANCIS DOLARHYDE IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SWEET WOUNDED CUPCAKE.

[iceyred]

God dammit, you're right. It'll be people awkwardly confessing their crushes on a morally disturbing character and trying to justify that in the most convoluted ways possible.

...Actually, this should be pretty good. I'm gonna stock up on popcorn.

[(Anonymous)]

I just thought of something else, too. Remember in the book how they release to the media that they think the Tooth Fairy is probably gay, because they know that'll make him angrier? That'll become "Francis is being victimized by homophobia, therefore he's the real victim here."

[(Anonymous)]

lmao, I can definitely see this happening. Fortunately, I already avoid the Hannibal fandom to begin with

[(Anonymous)]

Eh, the writers have been pretty good about steering around some things like that. I wouldn't be surprised if 'the officials' didn't do it in that way to make him mad, since they said there wouldn't be any rape on the show, so you know Dolarhyde's victims won't have been raped.

[(Anonymous)]

The writers are good about it, but the fandom has it's awful moments of jumping the gun. When it was painfully obvious Freddie's death was faked, a louder portion of the fandom saw red for all the female characters getting killed off and were all too willing to share Freddie's 'death' being the icing on the cake.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in the Hannibal fandom and I'm shifting in my seat, leery of RA's fanbase. The rabid branch of it, that is.

Then again, the Hannibal fandom seems to take care of it's own rather well. We don't have a lot of people rising up to say 'OMG SEXI HANNI'. Much.

[ginainthekingsroad]

I don't watch Hannibal, but this is kind of weirding me out because I've always thought Richard Armitage and Raul Esparza could convincingly play brothers. Not identical, but related-looking.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

pretty sure i've already seen a post on tumblr where people have done that faceblending thing

and it is EERIE

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT. I hadn't heard that, not being a Hannibal fan. (But I'm a huge RA fan, obvs.)

[elaminator]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

No, no, I love Armitage, he's gorgeous and brilliant but...god, this could be awkward.

[(Anonymous)]

OP

are you kidding me, he'll play an excellent villian

and it will be amazing

i'm so excited!

[elaminator]

Oh, yes, of course he'll be amazing, that's what worries me. I don't want to be attracted to a serial killer. Damn you show!

But this is RA, so I undoubtedly will be...

I'm sure I'll be using every 'scared and horny' gif I have when the show returns and we start getting secrets.

[philstar22]

Uh, so, I gave up the show in season 2. For some reason season 2 didn't grab me as much, so I stopped watching after about 3 episodes.

I had not heard this.

I will now be picking it back up.

And I totally rpobably will have a Dolarhyde problem because Armitage to me is the second most attractive person on the planet.

[(Anonymous)]

"And I totally rpobably will have a Dolarhyde problem because Armitage to me is the second most attractive person on the planet."

I KNOW, RIGHT?

he's attractive on top of being a really amazing actor who will probably do the role justice

it's my birthday and christmas all over again

[elaminator]

Yea, I can see myself going, "Wow, he is a fucking terrible human being, how could anyone like him", while also thinking, "But shit, he's so hot, why does he have to be so hot?" (Damn you show!)

[(Anonymous)]

This show keeps getting better and better, so many god tier men.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, thank goodness! I kind of feared it might be Lee Pace, because that was a pretty popular fancast for a while. RA fits so much better.

[purpleseas]

I don't even care who plays who, I'm just SUPER EXCITED all around, lol!