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⌈ Secret Post #2940 ⌋

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[Doctor Who]

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[Fire Emblem Awakening]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Agents of SHIELD]

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[Babylon 5]

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[Sinfest]

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[Weekly Wipe with Charlie Brooker]

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[Sailor Moon Crystal]

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What fictional characters do you think have gas issues?

What fictional races do you think fart the most?

It never comes up in fiction.... so now you can speculate about it!

Asgard smells like beer and meat farts. All the gold towers keep it in. The sky is only blue during the day because their magitek's got a lock on their methane issues but they never quite worked out the buttfunk odor dealie.

The Odinsleep chamber smells like Hell Incarnate.

I believe this to my soul.

Hitler apparently went on a vegetarian diet because he was afraid of shitting himself and had gas.

I always thought that was the inspiration for Armin Zola in the Captain America films -- he's a vegetarian and doesn't eat meat because it "disagrees" with him.

So I imagine Zola has gas issues.

The movie!Dwarves from LOTR are very gassy.

Living underground ... well, I'm not sure you'd want to visit them.

Hm, seems like it could be a problem for the ones working with metal, what with all the fire. Possibly dangerous.

I love the idea of Tolkien elves farting. It's probably very shameful for them.

:D YOU REMEMBER ME ANON

Farting elves forever!

If I ever find fanfiction with farting elves, I'll send it to you!

Elves was the first thing I thought too.

Tolkien elves probably have pink sparkly farts.

naruto

Imagine Godzilla's farts. Imagine them. Gale force winds!

Fire from both ends!

I don't think reptiles fart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwvmZSVrNU (it is an iguana farting while having a bath)

Black people on the bus.

I don't care that they aren't fictional.

No. Anon, you must come up with your own fetish material.

Sir John Falstaff.

If Beanie Babies count as a fandom, me and my friend used to pretend Peace the bear could blast all the other Beanies away with his farts. He could only be defeated by the even more powerful farts of McDonald's Teeny Beanie version of Bongo the monkey.

That is unspeakably adorable.

I had Bongo the monkey! Awww, makes me happy that he would have won :D

I kind of want to write a variation on the Justice League which is less golden and perfect.

The more human version of Superman? Insanely farty for some reason.

It's firmly established in Supernatural canon that Sam Winchester eats half a burrito and he gets toxic. (A case of art imitating life, since Jensen Ackles ad-libbed Dean's rant about it based on his real-life experiences filming the show cooped up in the Impala with Jared Padalecki.)

Werewolves. Dogfarts on a cosmic scale.

Oh man.

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