[ SECRET POST #2942 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2942 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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(Marvel's Agents of Shield)


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[Maleficent]


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[Harry Potter]


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[Stargate Atlantis]


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[Five Nights at Freddy's]


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08. [ SPOILERS for this ]



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09. [ SPOILERS for Dragon Age: Inquisition ]



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10. [ SPOILERS for One Way Heroics ]



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11. [ SPOILERS for Homestuck ]



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12. [ WARNING for dub-con ]

(Agents of Shield)


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13. [ WARNING for underage ]
http://i.imgur.com/DKM7EXF.png
[Girlish Grimoire: Littlewitch Romanesque, linked for (animated) porn, underage]














Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #420.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: How do you cover a heating vent when closing it is not enough?

[silverr]

I agree with that swapping rooms is probably the best solution; find the coldest room. If it's a tossup, outside walls are good when there's to no sun exposure. If the coldest room is also the largest, the poliute thing to do would be to pay a bit extra share.

A window fan works well only if it isn't raining, although it actually doesn't push air OUT of a room as much as it pulling air THROUGH; which is good if the temp you want is "outside" the room with the fan.

Re: The pairings you're sure you're basically the only one who ships

[nightscale]

Yesssss, I like the way you think nonnie. I think Kharadmon/Luhaine is more my jam but I can get down with shipping them all in a big pile too.

[(Anonymous)]

no one chased gaider away lmao

he flounced

Re: The pairings you're sure you're basically the only one who ships

[(Anonymous)]

Kharadmon/Luhaine are sort of married in my head. I don't like shipping them with other people except as a unit (hence Davien/Kharadmon/Luhaine), so I guess they're close to my WoLaS OTP? Davien I kind of ship with everybody because I've a thing for enemy/rival/traitor ships, and Traithe I just want to be happy. Asandir ... I'm a little torn between wanting him to have something gentle (Asandir/Sethvir), because Asandir goes through a lot of shit compared to a lot of people, and wanting him to have something hard and angry (Asandir/Davien), because Asandir is iron fit for striking sparks from. Ciladis is mostly useful for the way everyone pines after him.

No, I haven't put a lot of thought into this, why do you ask? ;)

[beverlykatz]

Josie is wonderful, but I will always hold a torch for Cassandra. *sighs wistfully*

Same mental gymnastics to forget that Ice-T was a pimp

[(Anonymous)]

Also famous for writing a death metal song about corrupt police that almost got banned - called "Cop Killer" and participation the the XXX movie "Ice-T's Pimpin 101"

[(Anonymous)]

lol @ the idea that Snape would help guide Harry through anything once his revenge was complete and he had no obligation to anymore. Snape gave zero fucks about anything other than Lily, and getting revenge on Voldemort for killing her.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO good retort!

Re: Person of Interest

[hwc]

Oh man, I'm binge watching PoI just now and am craving fic. To be honest, I'm a bit disappointed with the offerings, but that's because I prefer longer fics (10 000+), wich are rather scarce in this fandom.

Here are my favourites, after making it through half the bookmarks on AO3:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/729704 Love and Marriage by astolat
This is blasphemy, but I'm not usally that fond of astolat. Her writing is great, but I find her character voices off in a lot of fandoms. Not in PoI, though! I'll rec a few more of hers, but this is the first one I read in this fandom, period. Harold decides to wed their covers Wren and Wiley for the money. The best part is Fusco's reaction to the wedding ring. >5000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/676020 Peak Effect by astolat
Sex pollen with a twist. John gets hit with some sex pollen, but it doesn't turn into the frantic dub-con/non-con one expects from the trope, because it doesn't drive John sex-crazy, just a lot less inhibited. Harold tries to distract John with personal information and it all ends happily. >4000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/728720 Better Luck Next Time by lisztful
Hilarious fic where Carter makes John realise that he's in love with Harold and becomes his unwilling confidant, because his only other option would be Fusco. Not even Carter can argue with that. >5000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/746796 Luna's Arrow by Rosslyn
Fluffy, domestic established relationship fic where they go shopping for food. <3000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/367634 Enigma by mareen
Harold pays for sex with hookers. John pays to have the exact same sex with the same hookers Harold did. It's angsty, but has a happy end. >13 000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/895526 A Really Private Person by astolat
The summary made me think zombies, which is why I skipped it for a long while. Actually, it's an asteroid and the fic is now one of my favourites in the fandom. The Machine gives Harold the number of an asteroid because the official channels don't understand the danger. Great fic, seriously, I just don't want to spoil anything! >19 000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1336909 Machine Language by manic_intent
AU where Finch is a human/cyborg hybrid and becomes John and Kara's handler in the CIA. <8000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1206946 Dangerous if Unbound by astolat
Telepathic D/s AU where people are dom subs but also have telepathic powers. John is a sub but has a very powerful mind, which isn't a combination people care for very much. Interesting take on an D/s AU and plotty besides. >24 000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/960273 On Good Authority by astolat
I did not think chastity belts could be hot, but I stand corrected. >3000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/659517 Fealty by astolat
Fandom interprets John as very submissive towards Harold, which fits my interpretation as well, but fandom usually takes it a bit farther than I find believable. This fic straddles the line between too submissive and just right (YMMV). Takes place after Kara takes John, but before she puts the bomb vest on him. >10 000 words

http://archiveofourown.org/works/770581 Technical Support by astolat
AU where tech support!Harold meets security guard!John. Not that much of an AU, actually.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/706250 why don't we go together and call ourselves an institute by leupagus
To solidify their covers Harold want Wren and Warren to meet socially. So they visit each other 'at work'. Includes POVs from their employees.


Aaaaand because I'm on a roll (and my brain is full of PoI atm), have some unasked for vid recs as well:
Big Spender (Hooker AU): https://archiveofourown.org/works/1257403
God's Gonna Cut You Down: http://archiveofourown.org/works/969777
Einstein on the Beach: http://giandujakiss.dreamwidth.org/943618.html

[litalex]

Harry was set to be the one to kill Voldemort, so Snape's biggest chance of killing him would be through Harry. Ergo, Snape would want to help Harry kill Voldy. Rowling had to eliminate the chance that any adult could help Harry with it. I don't see what's so funny about it...

[(Anonymous)]

For me the 'redeeming himself' part of that story has to happen if it's supposed to hold any interest, and Draco just...never does this. Even in JKR's added backstory info for him there's nothing about how he ever did anything to make up for being such a cowardly little shit and tbh, I can see why Snape at least would have the edge on him with this, because as awful a human being as Snape was his arc was about trying to make up for his worst mistakes. Idk if fanon Draco is better or worse with this. I can't be bothered to read every story, but the few I've seen start with the premise that Draco was never a coward to start with, and 1) lmao, 2) zzzzzz

[(Anonymous)]

This. :/

[(Anonymous)]

I loved Elizabeth (and hated they got rid of her) and thought Keller was boring and the Keller/Rodney thing was beyond unnecessary. There was so much more chemistry with Ronon and her.

Re: me too, OP

[(Anonymous)]

I she got the short end of the stick because the writers kept trying to wrote her and Rodney together, it's what made people hate her. Yeah, not her fault but still... I think a lot more people would have liked/loved her if they had gone with Ronon/Keller.

[(Anonymous)]

No, the shrieking vitriolic assholes ran him off.

And are working at running Weekes off of Twitter.

Re: OP

[lb_lee]

Ugh, don't remind me.

[thistlechaser]

Grooming is important in bestiality. No one wants to have sex with an animal with a messy coat!

Re: I'm looking for "Clean and Bright" Scifi

[lb_lee]

Ooh, that looks appropriate too! My mistake.

Re: I'm looking for "Clean and Bright" Scifi

[loracarol]

No worries! :D

Re: I'm looking for "Clean and Bright" Scifi

[lb_lee]

Thanks. I like writing about nonhuman people with very different ways of understanding and interacting with the world, but are still likeable and fun to be around.

[lb_lee]

I get why it happens, but I do find it immensely tedious. I had some of it happen when I first started making my comics, other people basically wanting me to write THEIR stories, rather than my own. At least once, I got a bit fed up and told them that they could make their own damn comics, then.

[(Anonymous)]

sorry dude, it was a textbook flounce. frankly, the bioware devs always behave super unprofessionally on social media and i wish someone would reign them in.

[lb_lee]

Oh wow, that actually looks like EXACTLY what I'd be interested in! (Much as I love magic flea-jumping powers, this game looks like there's enough navigating the environment and exploring to scratch the same itch.)

Is it available somewhere off Steam? I don't have it and probably won't till I get my new Frankencomputer this spring. This game looks really cool though!

[feotakahari]

A quick search came up with http://www.wholehog-games.com/fullbore/#preorder

(I'm not sure why it says "preorder" when it's already out.)

[(Anonymous)]

They ran David Gaider off tumblr partly accompanied by homophobic language (yes, tumblr using homophobic slurs, who'da thunk?) this week. That's an achievement that counts toward the horrible fandom title IMO.