[ SECRET POST #2948 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2948 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Weird encounters

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, that sounds like my grandfather.

He's a baby boomer, got to travel to a lot of Asian countries because he's pretty rich. Knows Chinese, Malaysian, Indonesian, etc.

He's also a complete narcissist. He just loves attention, and being the 'expert' and stuff.

So one day, we're sitting in an Indian restaurant, and he starts speaking to the server in Chinese. (Like: "Look at me! I'll speak to the natives in their language!") And she just looks at him dead in the eye and goes: "I'm Australian."

Fuck me, it was so embarassing. I could have died. But he deserved it, really.

Re: Weird encounters

[(Anonymous)]

I tried showing off how I can speak Japanese in a sushi restaurant once and the waitress was all "I'm Korean, I have no idea what you just said." I was sufficiently embarrassed not to do that again.