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⌈ Secret Post #2952 ⌋

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[Tales of Zestiria]

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[Strange Magic]

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[Sleepy Hollow]

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[Star Trek: TNG]

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[Person of Interest]

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(Dangan Ronpa)

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(Splash, Daryl Hannah)

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[VH1's Hindsight]

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I was walking across the parking lot of my apartment complex to throw away trash in the dumpster when I see this huge, long trash bag laying on the side of the dumpster. The bag was the thick, black kind. Almost like a tarp. The type that you can't see the trash through. Which is unusual given that most people in the complex use the thin white ones that allow trash to be seen through.

Now that doesn't seem scary but, here's the thing, the bag was about the size and shape of a body lying on its side. You could even make out the outline of one. Head. Shoulders. Legs bent at the knees. Yes, the bag was that big.

That was when the paranoia kicked in and my brain is screaming, "Open it up. Open it up! It might be a body," only for a second later to go, "Don't open it. Don't open it. It REALLY might be a body." I was actually scared.
I couldn't bring myself to open it. Instead I returned home and told my mom that I saw a bag that looked like a body was in it dumped on the side of the dumpster. Like someone ditched the body there and ran. She could see that I was really worried and decided to call 911. Let the cops check it out.

Cops did come and they did check it out because ten minutes later I get a phone call. It's from an officer. And the way she sounded, she came across like she was accusing me of pulling a prank and wasting her time. Borderline pissed.

"Yeah, we checked the bag and it's trash. Nothing but trash. Not a body. Someone just didn't bother throwing it in the dumpster."

Which sent me off babbling, "Oh, thank God. I'm sorry for wasting your time. But I was really worried. It was shaped like a body. It had a head and shoulder and legs. And I didn't want to open the bag because if it was a body....I DON'T WANT THAT TRAUMA! SEEING A DEAD BODY!??? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THERAPY OVER THIS!! NO, THANK YOU!!!!!!"

And that's when she started laughing. She realized then and there that I wasn't some punk kid pulling a prank, I was a paranoid kook.

Her whole voice changed after that. Told me not worry. Reassured me that it was just trashed. All the while still giggling. And then she hung up.

So, I made a cop laugh. What did you do today?

Hey, better to be safe than sorry. Think of how many bodies are rotting in dumpsters because somebody wasn't paranoid enough to call the cops.

I went to the gym for over an hour today. I also answered a question, realized I gave the guy the wrong answer, called him back and corrected myself. Then I got angsty and mopey over giving him the wrong answer in the first place (OMG SELF WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF BY NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?). Then I realized that I'm beating myself up over giving one wrong answer I should go to the gym and release endorphins.

My mom and I stopped by this little shopping center on our way home from my PT appointment because my friend said there was a game shop there. And there is! :D

...But it's not open Mondays or Tuesdays. :(

So my mom and I were peering in the windows at the dark shop, trying to scope out their stock. And this security guard comes out of a coffee shop and gives us a look, and we just bust up and walk back to our car. (To plan our heist with the rest of the gang, of course.)

But for real, it looks awesome and I want to go back and give them my money. There's 3 not far from me now, including one within walking distance.

I found out I've lost around 4 pounds. So my exercise with the absolute minimum of diet changes weight loss plan is working! :)

I also made plans to visit a friend I haven't seen in a bit tomorrow.

*high five*

I've walked at least 10,000 steps every day for over a week. And I hit 14,000 one day.

Go us!

I shoveled snow.

A lot.

You did the right thing, anon. There was a dead guy in the reservoir outside our old workplace, a few years back, and it took a few days for them to find him.

Let me tell you, it was some kind of fridge horror, realizing a day too late that it wasn't heavy garbage that bird was pecking at in the middle of the water...

--Rogan

Wasn't there a smell?

It was a big outdoor space, and a very big reservoir, and the dude was far from any of the edges (at least at first). Also, it was winter, which probably slowed things down.

If I recall, he was some poor bastard college student who probably got turned around one night after a few drinks (the place was VERY badly lit), slipped on the ice, fell in, and couldn't get out again. It was really sad.

--Rogan

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