[ SECRET POST #2960 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2960 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Better early than late!

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #423.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://oi61.tinypic.com/30a81og.jpg

[kallanda_lee]

Why, though? How would that change his music?

[(Anonymous)]

Gender essentialism strikes again!

Yeesh.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Because lesbians make everything better.
2. It's much easier to hear lines like "Open up your gates cause I can't wait to see the light" and not want to gouge my eyes out if I imagine it's one lady singing it to another.

[(Anonymous)]

How would it coming from a woman make that line any better? Ugh.

[(Anonymous)]

Because it wouldn't be as cheesy dude!bro objectifying a vagina as it is coming from him (or any other man who sings about women as objects or prey). Like, he can sing about this shit at the Super Bowl, which is pretty much Disney World the Sporting Event. If he were a woman singing it to another lady, a lot of the cliche would be alleviated because it's pretty unheard of for women to go around glorifying other women in the same manner, especially in the most mainstream of mainstream music.

[(Anonymous)]

u dumb

[intrigueing]

I think it would sound just as lame, sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

lollllll

i should start doing this. both with him and with musicians in general. i honestly feel like this could only increase my enjoyment of music.

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if that would make me hate his music less.

[(Anonymous)]

Man are there funky lesbian musicians out there? I get tired of the acoustic guitar rock folkish stuff that most popular lesbian musicians I know of play.

Also this secret made me chuckle so congrats.

[(Anonymous)]

You could check out Otep. "Confrontation" Official Video: http://youtu.be/D79peD6i-rw

[skeletal_history]

OK, perfect opportunity to ask this: who is this guy? I see his face on a billboard near my home and I don't listen to much new music so every time I pass it I wish I knew who he was.

[(Anonymous)]

Bruno Mars

[skeletal_history]

THANK YOU

[(Anonymous)]

Bruno Mars.

[(Anonymous)]

Bruno Mars. His music is very hit or miss with me (with the newest hit he is on, Uptown Funk, being a huge hit) but yeah that is who he is if you want to look him up.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Bruno Mars in a fedora and skinny tie

Text: I can only enjoy his music if I pretend that he’s a swaggy little lesbian.

[lb_lee]

I think he's very pretty to look at, with a very pretty voice, but I've just not enjoyed his songs. :( I'm sorry, Mister Mars!

--Miranda

[(Anonymous)]

Yo, that's Janelle Monae. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

This is true- Janelle really should have performed at the Super Bowl with him. The place would burn under their collective showmanship.

[(Anonymous)]

She's a lesbian?

[(Anonymous)]

She's an android.

[(Anonymous)]

Awww I love his music. He's an amazing performer I recommend checking out his live shows on youtube!