[ SECRET POST #2966 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2966 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Producers]


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03.
(Tara Lipinski, figure skater)


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04.
[Without A Trace]


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05.
[Brooklyn Nine-Nine]


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06.
[Echo of the Wilds]


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07.
[Star Wars: Rebels]


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08.
[Hedwig and the Angry Inch]


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09.
(Trent Reznor)


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10.
[Sleepy Hollow]













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Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/urOLxs5.jpg
(Trent Reznor)

[(Anonymous)]

On the one hand, you sound obsessive and bitter. On the other hand, you made me laugh super hard, and I have heard that relationship is a bit of a joke. Call it a wash.

[(Anonymous)]

What's wrong with their relationship? They look cute.

[(Anonymous)]

da but I think how they got together was a little weird. I heard she was working as an escort along with "modeling", and Reznor was a client.

[a_potato]

That is a bit...unusual, but if they have a good relationship and they're happy, then I don't see the problem.

[(Anonymous)]

Just curious if you have a link for this? Cuz I just tried googling it and I didn't find anything saying she was an escort...

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry no, it was just a rumor I read somewhere, probably sparked by the fact that they met on twitter and she's young and gorgeous with expensive tastes and virtually no other marketable skills.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care who's doing it, an instagram full of thigh gap shots makes me roll my eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

Like anyone really cares. The only people who genuinely care are just doing to it to Jack off. Literally no one else gives two shits. If you want to give up on humanity, visit the "takemeback" tag. Thousands of beach shots of over privileged white girls begging for some unknown force (their parents) to take them back to Florida or Ibiza or wherever. Honestly, no one gives a shit. Especially not those of us who have jobs and shit to do. Bitter? Fuck yeah. I live at the fucking Beach, too, and I see these girls all the time taking the same fucking shot over and over to post to instagram.

[(Anonymous)]

This is why I can't get into instagram.

[(Anonymous)]

Do they also use the "livingthedream" tag? I saw a few friends use that a lot in their Instagram photos and it rly annoys me.

[(Anonymous)]

Jfc, living here is not a fucking dream. If they lived this life day in and day out they'd fucking throw themselves off a cliff. Living in "paradise" sucks. Seriously. Just give us all your money and go the fuck home. We hate you. Tourists suck. We like your money, though.

I live your dream and I haven't had a vacation since before 2000. When tourist season ends, we are hit with natural disasters. And if they happen when tourists are here, the media wants everyone to feel for them. Meanwhile, my house is flooded and blown away and we're homeless, but thank God Karen and Craig's luxury hotel has food and bottled water and they are able to go home to their still standing home in bumfuck, mass before they have to pay to switch their flight.
And ten years later they are posting #tbt photos of themselves sunning a day before it hit while we were trying to shore up the house as best we could before it was blown apart and Condemned and that luxury hotel refused to open for refugees. #takemeback #livingthedream

[(Anonymous)]

I don't care as long as he is happy. And he looks happy as fuck. Way to go Mr. Reznor.

[(Anonymous)]

I find thin tights to be a bit of a tragedy tbh, I don't get why tight gaps became popular at all.

[(Anonymous)]

Me neither. They make me feel sad and ngl, hungry.

[(Anonymous)]

... don't most people have them? I mean, I'm far from the thinnest person ever but even I have one.

[ariakas]

Laying in that position? Yes. Just about everyone has one.

The real "thigh gap" challenge is to stand up with your knees and feet together and still have one.

[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt

Yeah, in a standing position like tat, I think thigh gaps look odd and unattractive. It just looks skinny rather than toned.

Dat thigh gap though

[chardmonster]

Re: Dat thigh gap though

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO! I'm laughing so hard right now.

Re: Dat thigh gap though

[(Anonymous)]

Win

Re: Dat thigh gap though

[(Anonymous)]

Daang

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: five pictures from Mariqueen Maandig’s Instagram, one of her thighs, four with Trent Reznor

Text: I hate read her Instagram and scroll through an endless stream of selfies and laughably obnoxious thigh gap shots like this…

Just so I can see pictures of him. I know it’s creepy and twisted but I figure since she’s so determined to market herself and their relationship, I’m justified in consuming it. Extra lulz because she looks like she’s holding onto her meal ticket for dear life in almost every singe shot of them together.

[(Anonymous)]

You do not affect these people's lives. These people do not know you, nor do you know them. Let it go isn't just a song, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, come on. NONE of these secrets are that profound or meaningful, they're just mindless entertainment.