[ SECRET POST #2967 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2967 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets (also too big anyway) ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I don't mind cock or dick (used to not like dick 'cause I know people with this name but I've gotten past that now).

Too much bad LOTR has made manhood utterly unsexy. Penis seems too clinical and I'm not fan of flowery descriptions. Length is okay when used sparingly.

The one I can't stand above all others is "prick". I just have this association with pricking your finger with a needle so I immediately think of something thin and pointy, which isn't the image I need when discussing a dude's junk.

[philstar22]

Nothing beats elfhood for me for bad LOTR porn. Just...no.

I mostly end up using length for LOTR stuff because manhood seems not quite right and modern words don't work. Or I talk around it.

Prick is too much an insult or pricking fingers or whatnot, so I agree with you on that.

[(Anonymous)]

dwarfhood

gently stroking his hobbithood

[(Anonymous)]

If it's buttsex then it should be dwarfcave.

Dwarfcaves and hobbit holes.

[(Anonymous)]

LOL

reminds me of "marehood" as loved by bronies

[(Anonymous)]

Mare... hood?

[diet_poison]

......wtf

[philstar22]

There really is a lot of bad, bad LOTR porn.