[ SECRET POST #2967 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2967 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by the conversation below, what anatomical terms do you prefer to see in your porn? What terms do you hate?

[philstar22]

It really depends on the fandom.

If it's Tolkien fandom I don't want modern words like cock or dick. So a lot of anatomical terms or length or just talking around it.

Otherwise I like cock. Dick tends to throw me out of the fic. For some reason I find that word amusing.

I loath, loath, loath pussy. Just...my sex organs are not a cat thank you very much.

[herpymcderp]

Actually, contrary to popular belief cock is a very, very old word for male genitals. There are some sources that date it to the 15th century.

[(Anonymous)]

I used to really hate the words pussy and snatch, but somehow I'm okay with them now.

[kaijinscendre]

I prefer cock to dick. Manhood is okay if you want to get all purple prose on me. I prefer penis to all those weird ones.

I prefer breasts/tits to boobs/boobies.

Ehhh. I guess I prefer cunt to any other terms (including clinical).

[philstar22]

Boobies just makes me laugh and I can't take the fic seriously anymore.

And I agree on cunt. Why are all the terms for female sex organs so horrible?

Manhood can work in the right context, though it often goes too purple for me.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, on penis; I thought I was the only one. (I, however, am not a fan of cock. As a word.)

[(Anonymous)]

anything flowery or clinical, tbh

i'm at the point where dick is the only thing that doesn't sound awful. cock sounds so childish.

and i'm still not sure if i hate pussy or vagina less.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not anatomical, but I hate the term 'boneless in bed'.

like wtf that's not sexy at all please stop

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever a dude's butthole gets called his pussy or his manpussy or something I crack up

[(Anonymous)]

I don't mind cock or dick (used to not like dick 'cause I know people with this name but I've gotten past that now).

Too much bad LOTR has made manhood utterly unsexy. Penis seems too clinical and I'm not fan of flowery descriptions. Length is okay when used sparingly.

The one I can't stand above all others is "prick". I just have this association with pricking your finger with a needle so I immediately think of something thin and pointy, which isn't the image I need when discussing a dude's junk.

[(Anonymous)]

Cunt or vagina, dick or cock are fine by me. Prick... eh, I can live with.

Nipples is a hopeless word and nothing seems to be able to fix it.

[(Anonymous)]

Breasts is a lot sexier than boobs or tits. Don't know why.

Cunt is great. I kind of like folds if we're going purple, but that could be just because my labia is pretty sensitive and I like when it gets attention. Vagina is okay. Pussy kills the mood instantly.

I'm never quite satisfied with any direct reference to assholes. I prefer it when authors are a little more oblique there. Calling it a rosebud or something like that will make me laugh too hard to continue.

Penis or cock is almost necessary. Dick or prick makes me instantly think that the guy is going to be a dick or a prick in the bedroom, so no thank you. Phallus in Kushiel's dart made me giggle, but not enough to throw me out of the hot.

[(Anonymous)]

I have an absurd, irrational hate about the spelling 'cum'. I can't deal with it, I backspace.

[othellia]

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[herpymcderp]

Words I have used when describing genitals in fiction:

Cock, dick, member, erection, hard on, shaft, head, tip, slit, balls, crack, ass, asshole, hole, entrance, pussy, cunt, clit, hood, sheath/sheathed...

Depends on how graphic something is meant to be. I've written things that have ranged from vague to outright filth, and the word choice (as well as how much effort goes into describing particular shapes/colors/odours/tastes of various body parts) pretty much mirrors how explicit something is meant to be.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, I guess I'm the only person who's okay with 'pussy'. I don't mind 'cunt', but 'pussy' just connects better for me. If it's purple, 'folds' is okay. Not big on flower imagery.

'Cock' for penises, for sure-- and 'length' is okay if it's purple-y. My friends and I call each other dicks too often for that word to have any meaning for genitals, haha. 'Balls' or 'testicles' are both fine, but when we start getting into 'globes', I start giggling my way right out of the scene.

[purpleseas]

I just use cock, or kind of dance around it because my smut isn't very anatomy-focused. I say where the bits are going and what they're doing, but don't refer to them often enough to feel like I need a bunch of different words. I only use dick outside of sex scenes. It's just too casual and too often used as an insult to be sexy, and all I can do is laugh when it suddenly appears in description intended to be sensual. Here are these lovely people trying to get it on when some dick barges in, sheesh what a dick. Prick is fine if it's taking place at a time when the word was more widely used in that way, but seems weird and also has the insulting connotation in modern stuff. "Entrance" is the worst for ass, right up there with "chute" and "his stuffed channel" and that whole class of weirdly prudish euphemisms. I don't refer to it much, either, and I think I put more emphasis on the penetration itself and the intimacy of it than the part being penetrated. I don't read a lot of het and my romance novel isn't very explicit, but for female anatomy, I don't care what they use as long as it's not clinical. Clinical words belong in clinical or otherwise completely unsexy settings. I read a romance excerpt the other day that was like "and then he caressed her vagina gently" and "he slowly inserted his penis into her vagina." Come on.

[siofrabunnies]

I can't stand "clitty". I instantly hate everything you've ever done if you write that. Not too fond of "pussy", but only when it's overused. Actually, overusing anything will make me lose interest. I end up concentrating on the repetition instead of the content.

"Boobies" makes me giggle.

I prefer cock to dick. I don't know why, but "dick" sounds flaccid, "cock" sounds erect, and I don't want to read about flaccid penises. "Manhood" is alright. I actually don't mind the [fantasy-race]hood thing, though.

I really hate anything that confuses the vulva for the vagina. "On my vagina" is not a real place.

[(Anonymous)]

Cock or penis are good words for penis.. Shaft can be fine too, especially in situations where it's being described under a layer of clothing or something. Length maaaaaybe, only in very specific contexts. Dick just doesn't work.

[(Anonymous)]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned "my sex"/"her sex" yet. I mean it's not actually offensive or anything but just.... Nobody has ever called their vagina that in the history of humanity. Just no.

[feotakahari]

I don't like twat, I don't like folds, and I don't like some of the stuff Hannibal up there said were bad words for asshole. Every other word mentioned so far is something I've liked in at least one context. Yes, even prick and boypussy. (Also, I once talked a writer into using the phrase "His exploration reached her antipodes.")

P.S. I almost forgot, but I once saw a story unironically use "kitty-kitty" as a euphemism for vagina and actually pull it off.

[cloud_riven]

I don't like anything metaphory/flowery (chocolate starfish lolololahol) or overly vague (he slid his passion into her sex whaaaaat). I also don't like anything that sounds too silly on the ears, like boobs, or clinical, like scrotum. However, I'm pretty flexible about what a character is saying out loud, because how they dirty talk can be funny and/or awesomely in character.


As for what I'm partial to, definitely slit. Cock too.

Also also ftr, I've been reading a lot of TF porn these days, and I totally have words I get bugged by already. Transformation seams. I picked up my Prowl toy and asked it, "Where the fuck are your transformation seams, you prick? What am I supposed to be imagining here? The weld seams? Articulation points?"

[(Anonymous)]

like: dick, cock, length, erection, arousal, hole, ass, entrance

hate: penis, manhood, rod, bussy, boy pussy, asshole, butthole, butt

[ariakas]

Translating porn part-time has pretty much inured me to any cringe-inducing slang for genitalia at this point. I've seen it all before. And written it, twice. (And if it's cock/dick/pussy/etc. thousands of times.)