[ SECRET POST #2967 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2967 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #424.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets (also too big anyway) ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[feotakahari]

I don't like twat, I don't like folds, and I don't like some of the stuff Hannibal up there said were bad words for asshole. Every other word mentioned so far is something I've liked in at least one context. Yes, even prick and boypussy. (Also, I once talked a writer into using the phrase "His exploration reached her antipodes.")

P.S. I almost forgot, but I once saw a story unironically use "kitty-kitty" as a euphemism for vagina and actually pull it off.

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to see the kitty-kitty story now.

[feotakahari]

I'm not sure if I'll regret explaining this . . .

The story was by Hardcover on Hentai Foundry, but all the links to access it were deleted during the under-18 purge. (The character who says "kitty-kitty" is a pedophile who accidentally transforms himself into a little girl, which apparently qualifies as underage by site standards.) The page is somehow still on the servers and can be accessed by a direct link, but Hardcover seems to regret the story and refuses to discuss it anywhere, so I won't link it directly. If you really want to dig it up, using the Wayback Machine on Hardcover's page yields a link you can modify to validly link the story's current incarnation. (Fair warning: Hardcover's good at writing perverseness, but the excuses he makes for it can be creepy as all hell.)