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⌈ Secret Post #2971 ⌋

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

I asked Noodles to type this for me because he’s good at this, but the idea was mine plus in the horrible spirit of this stream, It ok tho he has a black girlfriend!

Black History month! We need a stream that reflects that! … and the week after this you’ll get it! But this stream is going to kinda… be the opposite. Movies that are downright awful if not insulting. Starring people we hope were paid very very well for the trouble (note: They weren’t. Not enough. Not damn near enough)

First on the line. Richard Pryor is going to be bought to be the plaything of a young rich white kid and… seriously how the fuck did this thing get approved anytime after 1960. Yet another unneeded import of a European film but now with a black person added into a highly inappropriate roll THE TOY.

Then a movie which got Roger Eberts rare “Zero Star” rating. With quite possibly it’s only redeeming value being an inspiration for Django Unchained’s creation, this 1975 shitpile is about White Men dehumanizing, raping and exploiting Black Women, while dehumanizing, murdering and exploiting Black Men. The White men are protagonists. Prepare to go “Holy shit, wasn’t this racist even for the 1970’s? (It was)

Then, to add some levity to the night’s proceedings after that godawful mess, you remember the movie “Shampoo”? Where Warren Beaty does hair and does his customers even better? You know what this movie needed? A Blaxploitation cover! BLACK SHAMPOO (That is what they named it, yes)! And since Romance isn’t bad ass enough, when this Sex Machine isn’t with the ladies, he’s a murder machine to those who cross him! (The mob, in this case).

6pm EST Tonight, on Noodles stream!

http://www.livestream.com/kagato23