[ SECRET POST #2977 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #2977 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Paul Darrow]


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[Dragon Age: Inquisition]


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(Bee and Puppycat)


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[Joan Watson, Elementary]


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(Marvel's Agents of Shield)


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[One Piece]


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[Noah Emmerich, The Americans]


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[Teen Wolf]


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15. [ WARNING for rape ]



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16. [ WARNING for dubcon? ]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #425.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

01. http://oi59.tinypic.com/2a5bymt.jpg

[kallanda_lee]

From the little things I've read and heard about him, he seems like a cool person irl.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel this way about Tom Felton.

[kallanda_lee]

I've seen Tom Felton in person - from what I've seen, this seems to be accurate.

[i_paint_the_sky]

Yeah, I saw him at a convention last year and he seems really nice and cool. Also, his reaction to get sorted into Gryffindor on Pottermore was hilarious.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Robert Pattison in casual clothes playing an acoustic guitar

Text: I used to think he was a complete idiot because he was in Twilight (which is, I guess, a prejudice as I haven't read any of the books/seen a film and it's most likely not going to happen).

I quite liked him as Cedric but that was not really much to go by, and that whole Twilight hysteria and fandom is just soo off-putting.

Until recently I didn't know he played music as well, so I randomly listened to some of it and it's not even my type of music but totally blew me away for some strange reason.

He gets really into it and he slurs his vocals in an incredibly delicious way which kind of matches his constantly drunken look and his guitar-playing and at times off-key wailing all come together in a completely swoon-worthy combo, and now I just find him so dreamy.

Oops. I really do not want to be one of his screwed-up fangirls. :(

[dethtoll]

Hasn't he made it very clear he hates Twilight?

[(Anonymous)]

I think so, yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. I always reassure people "There is no way you can hate Edward Cullen as much as Mr. Pattinson does. Edward Cullen never got you hospitalized."

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, Twilight got him hospitalized?

[(Anonymous)]

As I recall, a group of fangirls chased him into the street, where he was hit by a car. Sorta like if the opening of A Hard Day's Night turned dark real suddenly.

[(Anonymous)]

That's so wrong! What's up with these girls :(

[sarillia]

I've loved watching his interviews about Twilight for as long as he's been doing them because he hates it so much. I still need to listen to the commentary with him and Kristen Stewart because I hear it's amazing.

[elaminator]

I've never even watched Twilight but suddenly I want to listen to this commentary...

[sarillia]

I watched it and laughed at it with friends but all I remember is that the whole thing is blue.

[elaminator]

I've heard from multiple sources that Twilight is more fun with friends (and sometimes booze), so I don't doubt it was a somewhat enjoyable experience.

[othellia]

Obligatory supercut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZAuieMCVQ

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, he's cute! I didn't know that.

[(Anonymous)]

Ahh shit, woah, that's my secret! I do feel a bit silly now, because I was rather drunk when I submitted it.
But I mean it and it's definitely a genuine secret, I'd just word it... less enthusiastically, I think?
And thanks everyone for your friendly comments! I feel less like a freak now ^^

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I should specify that. And yes I was pissed when I submitted this secret, but I still mean it. Oh man :(

[iambecomebees]

You don't have to like Twilight to like Robert Pattinson, it's not like he enjoys that he will probably not be remembered for anything else for a good decade at least

[(Anonymous)]

I couldn't give a fuck about Twilight but I love his songs. His voice is so unique and beautiful, all he needs to do is channel it a bit, it's kind of all over the place, but it's definitely mind blowing. Especially because you don't expect it to come from him because he was in that fucking idiotic series and never being recognized for anything other than it.