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Boyfriend was desperate to pee and can't (usually) pee with me in the room, but I was pretty intent on filling my bath. He peed on the ceramics, not actually in my water or anything. And he did clean out the bath with scalding water before I took my shower.

Revenge is sour and yellow-tinged :(

......why didn't you just leave for 15 seconds so he could pee in the toilet

Because I'm a dick?

eh well agreed on that point, you deserved it

lol And Fandom Secrets always goes on about how sensitive Tumblr is. As wonderfully pessimistic as you are, anon, believe it or not I didn't want to deliberately torture him while cackling maniacally and twirling my moustache.

I did want to start my bath running, so that it would be full when he finished in the bathroom. I thought he was bluffing when he threatened to pee. Things escalated. I learned my lesson.

Tomorrow, we'll skip through the daisies together holding hands or something.

huh, I didn't accuse you of any moustache twirling. you called yourself a dick before I agreed with your assessment of yourself, assuming you would know better than me.

Re: Full Disclosure (OP)

(Anonymous) - 2015-03-03 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

wait, you were just starting your bath? and he couldn't wait?

that takes, what, 20 seconds...?

(Anonymous) - 2015-03-03 06:48 (UTC) - Expand

Boyfriend here.

To be fair, she did it because she thought it would be funny to be antagonistic.

And it was! The trouble is, my sense of humour is much more wet and tangy than hers

Since he could obviously pee after all, the fact he didn't go for the toliet means he retains the bigger dick status in this relationship.

We were both being arseholes. We apologised and made up. I just thought this incident would spark some, uhhh, lively discussion.

Just making me judge both you and your boyfriend, tbh.

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You thought it would shame me, you lying shrew!

Well guess what, I was born with a malfunctioning shame glande. It's a serious medical condition called shamelexia!

(I know the Lexia suffix related to word and leters, but Disshameia doesn't read right.)

Yea, but she was counting on me not being able to pee. (BF btw.)

"I'm going to start my bath"
"WAAAAIT"
"Nope!" 8)
"I will piss in your bath"
"We both know you wont do that"
"Bluff called. Challenge accepted. You will lament this day"
Some time later I manage to pee!
Lamentations are had.

PFFFFT sounds like a situation between my my boyfriend~ We do that shit all the time~

(Anonymous) - 2015-03-03 14:36 (UTC) - Expand

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diet_poison - 2015-03-03 16:58 (UTC) - Expand

In that case, it's a pity he didn't pee all over your bathroom for your dickery.

What the heck is this relationship lol

my goodness what is wrong with you children

Well, you both sound like you deserve each other.

We do. We really, really do.

I'd just be pissing in an empty bathtub with out my Chibi-darling. (BF Here, btw

Is he really short? He couldn't just pee in the sink? In my experience, it's just the right height, and easier to rinse out.

Hahah this, though this whole thing is funny to me. Mostly the "oh so perfect people" calling them out as such terrible wastes of space. Those people stay sitting at their computers all the time and don't know relationships except what's in fiction.

I cannot believe the number of people condeming you and your boyfriend both as irredeemable assholes and your relationship as The Worst Ever

smh

(I'm reminded of that thread where OP cheated on her boyfriend and he insulted her mother or something. or was it the other way around? people responded basically the same. like this is on the same level as that. ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER.)

Less "irredeemable assholes", and more 'not cute'.

Moar"dickbachelors'".....

Sorry, "nasty couple"...

I don't think anyone is claiming it was cute?