[ SECRET POST #2988 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2988 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 050 secrets from Secret Submission Post #427.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Steve, fuck Thor, get drunk with Tony.

Natasha, Pepper, Peggy?

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Peggy, fuck Natasha, get drunk with Pepper.

Legolas, Thranduil, Elrond

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Legolas, Fuck Thranduil, get drunk with Elrond.

Aragorn, Faramir, Boromir

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Faramir, fuck Aragorn, get drunk with Boromir

Eowyn, Arwen, Galadriel

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Eowyn, fuck Arwen, get drunk with Galadriel.

Fili, Kili, Bard

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Bard, fuck Kili, get drunk with Fili.

But this one was super hard because I'd pick all three for all three categories.

Bilbo, Frodo, Sam

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Polygamy was the correct answer!

Umm.

Marry Bilbo so I can live in my dream home, fuck Sam, get drunk with Frodo because he needs a drink.

Thorin, Dwalin, Bofur

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Fuck Thorin (he's actually just okay for me, but Armitage is sex on legs), marry Dwalin, get drunk with Bofur.


(trying to think of more non-Silm characters)

Uh, Eomer, Eowyn, Theoden

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Eowyn, fuck Eomer, and get drunk with Theoden.

I have an Armitage problem. They can't glue enough fake hair to him to muffle his sexy voice.

We could go back to MCU?

Loki, Heimdall, Fandral

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Oh, yes, Armitage's voice.

Marry Heimdall, fuck Fandral, get drunk with Loki (by process of elimination, and maybe I can push him off a cliff while he's drunk)

Gamora, Nebula, Ronan

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Gamora, fuck Nebula, get drunk with Ronan

You can kill drunk Loki if I can kill drunk Ronan.

Frigga, Sif, Jane

because it seems rude to continue with the Guardians theme when it's like "you must do it with a tree or a talking raccoon thing. you must."

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Frigga, fuck Sif, get drunk with Jane

((is it wrong that I'd totally fuck Drax?)

Bucky, Rhodey, Darcy

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

If it's wrong then we are both wrong. He's so muscular and literal. I'm not sure why my brain thinks his dirty talk would be hot.

Marry Rhodey, fuck Bucky, get drunk with Darcy

Laufey, Ivan Vanko, Heinz Kruger

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Laufey, fuck Heinz (he was kind of hot), get drunk with Ivan

Merry, Pippin, or Gimli

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

I feel like Merry and Pippin are a two for one deal, and I am okay with this. Gimli is about what I'm used to as far as drinking buddies go.

Heinz was Armitage, so yes. Hot.

Coulson, May, Hill

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[philstar22]

Marry Coulson, and I'd fuck both May and Hill, but I feel May would be more fun drunk.

My brain is tired and I'm running out of ideas, so this will be my last one.

Haldir, Lindir, Tauriel (was tempted to put Gil-Galad, but he's only there for like two seconds of the movie)

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Marry Haldir, fuck Tauriel, get Lindir drunk somehow.

I'm out of ideas too. It's been fun!

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[(Anonymous)]

Marry Aragorn, fuck Boromir, get drunk with Faramir.

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[(Anonymous)]

Marry... Peggy.
Fuck Natasha
Get drunk with Pepper.

I think Peggy would also be the best of the three as a drinking buddy, for the record.

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

I think so too.

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[(Anonymous)]

Marry Pepper

Fuck Peggy

Get drunk with Natasha

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[elaminator]

Nooooooooo, this is too hard.

...Marry Peggy, fuck Natasha and watch Pepper get drunk. (Pepper and Tony are so perfect together anyway so I'd feel bad coming between them. If Tony and Pepper weren't a thing I would be more tempted...I'd love to marry Pepper.)

Re: Marry, Fuck, or Get Drunk With

[belladonna_took]

Pepper is awesome. Tony is a lucky guy.