[ SECRET POST #2989 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2989 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
(Digimon Adventure/02/Tri)


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03.
['Allo 'Allo!]


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04.
[Colby Keller]


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05.
[Kokoro Kiseki - Vocaloid]


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06.
[MSPaintAdventures, Homestuck]


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07.
[David Mitchell and Robert Webb]


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08.
[Graham McTavish from Outlander]


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09.
[Game of Thrones/ A Song of Ice and Fire]


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10.
[Alfred Hitchcock's Rope]


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11.
["Darkness Falls," World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor]


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12.
[Avengers]


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13.
[Bob Bryar from My Chemical Romance]


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14.
[Criminal Minds]


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15.
[Vikings]


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16.
[Gunnerkrigg Court]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 034 secrets from Secret Submission Post #427.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

15. http://i.imgur.com/H4gPcGN.png
[Vikings]

[(Anonymous)]

Well George Blagden is Louis XIV in that upcoming Versailles series so he'll probably be boning a lot there.

[elaminator]

*sigh* It won't be the same...

[elaminator]

You are going to be upset, OP. (So am I. The one time I'm interested in a threesome and the show is like, "You want a threesome with Athelstan? Here's a cast full of characters that would totally do him, and even offer him sex...multiple times. Annnnnnnd he keeps turning them down and/or ignoring them."

:( Damn you Vikings.

[(Anonymous)]

All we really need for this to happen is to switch S1 Athelstan with S2 Athelstan, and BOOM, sexy times with Ragnar, Lagertha and Athelstan, with occasional performances from Rollo!

[elaminator]

Ugh, someone make it so.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God the pain of this truth. That season 1 scene when Ragnar asks him to join him and Lagertha? Unnnnff. One of the hottest things I've seen, or rather didn't see dammint! And I don't even have a thing for threesomes normally.

[elaminator]

Yup. Yup...

It's a shame, it would've been so glorious.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel this pugnacious version of Athelstan would go for it. Damn. They might even figure out a way to address the spiritual effects of this physical action (because that still is very much a part of Athelstan).

I don't even know how to feel about it, should it happen.

[(Anonymous)]

well, he didn't say "no" when Ragnar asked if he would join them again...

[(Anonymous)]

Hell, I just want the kid to get LAID. Whoever, wherever, whatever.

[(Anonymous)]

tune in tomorrow

but he already slept with Thyri

[(Anonymous)]

He did? Wow, must have missed that the first time around.

[(Anonymous)]

nah, that was ambiguous hinting, not outright shown. We can't be certain it wasn't just a teasy strip wash.

[(Anonymous)]

This dude looks like Terence Stamp!

[beverlykatz]

I don't even watch this show and I want him to have a threesome.

Seriously, the only thing I know about Vikings is that this character has been offered and rejected multiple threesomes, and I'm already invested. More threesomes on television, dammit!

[(Anonymous)]

Have you tried Black Sails yet?

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: a picture of Athelstan, and a post form, with “get on that, Athelstan” in the subject line

Text: I’ve going to be VERY upset if he leaves the show or dies before having a threesome.

[saturnofthemoon]

I'm behind, has he even had a twosome yet? He had quite the love triangle in S2, but sadly no sex.

[(Anonymous)]

I just caught up on the first three episodes of series three and I was mostly thinking it was a gift for Athelstan/Lagertha shippers because they're stuck together on the farm, and Athelstan's being rejected by the princess (for good reasons) and Lagertha might get bored between visits from the king. The fic writes itself, even if Athelstan has more chemistry with Ragnar.

Nice moment in ep 1 between Athelstan and Ragnar too. Hand holding!

Vikings continues to be intensely watchable and also frustrating. Such meandering storytelling.