[ SECRET POST #2995 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2995 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Twin Peaks]


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[Big Hero 6]


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[WWE/NXT]


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[Chris Barrie (Red Dwarf)]


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[Person of Interest]


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[Legend of Korra]


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[Final Fantasy X]


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[Xenoblade Chronicles]


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[Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear]


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[Paul Darrow]


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[Gore Vidal]


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[South Park]


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[Ursula K. LeGuin, Earthsea series]


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[Galavant]


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[A Goofy Movie]


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[Mockingjay]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 079 secrets from Secret Submission Post #428.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

We have threads here sometimes like "if [scenario] what would you do?" For example "if you could ask a blind date only one question about themselves before you meet, what do you ask?" or "if your life were a sitcom, what role would you play?"

What's the funniest, most interesting, or otherwise favorite hypothetical question you've heard?

I'll start, so people can respond.

[(Anonymous)]

If you could ask a blind date only one question about themselves before you meet, what do you ask?

[(Anonymous)]

"How did you meet (person who set us up on the date)?"

Re: What would you do if...

[kaijinscendre]

Your mother/father and your significant other switch bodies. In order to change them back you have to have sex with one of them. Either your parent in your SO's body, or your SO in your parent's body.

Which do you have sex with?

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

I become a nun. And live the life of nuns.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

That's terrible.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

That is so effed up lol

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

("That's terrible" anon above) I think a hypnotic drug that causes anterograde amnesia might come into play.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

...Would I be allowed to get black out drunk beforehand?

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

It would have to be with the significant other in the parent's body, and then a lifetime of therapy, because I think having sex with my parent mentally THERE would be worse for me to recover from. But I dunno.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

I say "Thank you, Hentai Genie!" because good manners are important.

Re: What would you do if...

[herpymcderp]

Define sex. I can think of plenty of sex acts that wouldn't require me to touch anyone, so in that case I'd engineer a fucking machine (by which I mean a machine designed for fucking) and sit back and let nature take its course.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

If you could force everyone on Earth to accept one theory as fact, what would you force them to accept?

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

"It's okay to have differing opinions. It's not okay to force them on other people."

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

Maoism third worldism.

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes%27_theorem

Re: What would you do if...

[cloud_riven]

This was the most exasperating thing I was asked once.

How do you like to wake up?

Re: What would you do if...

[diet_poison]

I don't.

I like being awake, but I hate the process of waking up. X(

Re: Would you rather....

[herpymcderp]

Fight one lion-sized mouse or fifty mouse-sized lions?

Re: Would you rather....

[(Anonymous)]

Mouse sized lions. Assuming they shrink to fit the size but stay proportional their teeth and claws would be totally useless and probably couldn't even pierce clothing. I'd round them up and keep them as pets

Re: Would you rather....

[(Anonymous)]

Fifty mouse sized lions

I'd probably die either way but at least I'd die playing with kitties

Re: Would you rather....

[belladonna_took]

I feel like the answer is obviously lion-sized mouse.

Re: Would you rather....

[diet_poison]

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/super-duck-punch

Re: What would you do if...

[masu_trout]

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he was hungry, and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

Re: What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

I'd swap bodies with my son's SO and sleep with him for money.