[ SECRET POST #2998 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2998 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Archer, linked for cartoon nudity/sex]


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Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #428.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Reverse of the love song thread

[(Anonymous)]

I really like the song Jolene, but it may be because I've always thought that the narrator of the song subconsciously had a crush on Jolene as well (what with all the odes to her beauty and the "Your smile is like a breath of spring/Your voice is soft like summer rain" lines. Some of it felt a little too specific).

Re: Reverse of the love song thread

[(Anonymous)]

That's absolutely my reading as well. "Please don't steal my man away from me, because you're just so gorgeous and sexy nobody could resist you, please don't fuck my boyfriend." I picture Jolene thinking "Um, I've barely met your boyfriend, so... wasn't really planning to? I think you've been giving this a lot more thought than I have. But thanks for all the nice and... very specific... comments about my looks and my body... I guess..."