[ SECRET POST #3000 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[not a repeat, was broken link before]







Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 108 secrets from Secret Submission Post #429.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

21. http://i58.tinypic.com/5ukbbk.png

[(Anonymous)]

To be fair, I think he'd be baffled too. A+ on the background image.

Sidenote: it might just be because he's the newbie who gets a lot of flack from the veteran characters. But he does come off a bit obnoxious, although sort of well intentioned/clueless. For the record, I'm not in fandom. This is just a guess.

[mekkio]

I like him. He's like a puppy that is trying to be house broken. Yeah, you are going to get a mess every so often but you love him because he's a puppy.

On a shallow level, I like his face. Especially his messed up so Italian nose.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm one of them. I'd fuck him all up and down Manhattan. I think he's gorgeous, but he kind of looks like my husband, so there's that. Plus I like how adorable he is when he's trying to get people to pay attention to him.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm shallow, he's hot. And I'd pay good money that should go to student loans to watch him and Barba have good old fashioned alleyway fuck.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm the anon from secret #20 who predicted this very comment. I told you so.

[(Anonymous)]

Kind of off topic but who actually fucks in alleyways? I've always heard people say it but is it actually a thing?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it only exists in fic, but I don't care. I want it to happen.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Alleyfuck fics are the best, tbh. At least in setting the tone, lol.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's the urgency behind the alleyway fuck. Like they couldn't wait and they don't even care that it's dirty and anyone can see them.

[(Anonymous)]

Who is this guy and what's the series?

[(Anonymous)]

Carisi from Law & Order SVU

[ghostofcairo]

Ha. Well, I wouldn't say I hate him, but I do find him a little annoying, and I'm also slightly confused by how much people seem to like him. I think it probably all comes down to thinking he's hot, though.

[(Anonymous)]

I identify with his well-intentioned ineptitude and love the moments when we get to see how genuinely good he is at certain aspects of the job. I also like to see characters actually learning from their mistakes, and he's consistently doing that.

He's also hot, but that's the least of why I like him.

[ghostofcairo]

I think the ineptitude is what annoys me because it reminds me of people I've had to work with in the past, but you're right, there definitely are things he's good at.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this secret is going the way op thought it would because we seem to be mostly team Carisi here.

[(Anonymous)]

It pleases me tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

The man has gorgeous eyes, a set of hot lips, and a body that I wouldn't mind seeing on top of me or under me or behind me or, like, whatever, I'm flexible after a decade of gymnastics. Is it any wonder that it's mostly pro-Carisi?

[(Anonymous)]

I love him so much I RP him. To each their own.

[(Anonymous)]

I need some toppy Carisi fic.

[(Anonymous)]

With Barba or Amaro?

*plotbunnies*

[(Anonymous)]

Barba. Amaro. Barba and Amaro. Hell, I'm not picky. He's so fucking hot and so are they and I'd bet money that as inexperienced and awkward as Carisi is at work, he's as equally experienced and amazing in bed. The fic is sorely lacking and I would totally jump on that, but I'm actually trying to write my third novel and I gotta work on the potentially paying work before the never paying work...although I won't lie...I'm a romance novelist and I'm totally imagining Carisi as one of my MCs.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Peter Scanavino from SVU

Text: I hate this character. So much. But I’ve seen nothing but love for him in the fandom.

I just don’t get it. At all. I’ve never been so baffled by a character’s popularity before.

[(Anonymous)]

Just imagine alllll the hate he'd get if he had a vajeeper.

[(Anonymous)]

You mean a VAGINA?

I'd still ship it with everyone.