[ SECRET POST #3006 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3006 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/b5mHJN5.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Hollywood always puts whoever is popular at the moment in a lot of movies. It's so they can make guaranteed money even if a movie flops.

It sucks in a lot of ways though because it leads to actors and actresses being in roles that really aren't fit for them in the slightest.

[were_lemur]

*coughKhanberbatchcough*

[(Anonymous)]

Like Patricia Arquette in Beyond Rangoon.

[(Anonymous)]

Benedict Cumberbatch and Jennifer Lawrence?

[(Anonymous)]

Literally everything?

[(Anonymous)]

HELP. HE'S STUCK IN THE POST BOX.

[(Anonymous)]

NOW HE'S STUCK TO THE RUG. SOMEONE MUST HAVE STEPPED ON HIM!

[mekkio]

But he is not in me, dammit! Wait, did I actually type that?

[elaminator]

You typed it so I didn't have to. Thanks.

Now he just needs to play some roles I care about or can be attracted to. I loved him in GOTG but even his fantastic voice is not enough to make Rocket sexy. (Sorry Rocket, ILU.)

[(Anonymous)]

.....it...it kinda worked for me. *hangs head* I am hereby admitting to having a weird crush on a raccoon.

[elaminator]

Oh, Rocket is def adorable beyond words, I just wouldn't call him sexy or say I have a crush on him. Like, I want to give him a hug and pet his head, but I do that with my dog, so... I see it as the same thing.

Look, I am immensely attracted to several fictional races that many people would find bizarre, so I wouldn't judge you!

I thought Simba was hot, and Knuckles and Rouge from Sonic (and okay, okay, SHADOW TOO) so clearly I have my own issues.

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[(Anonymous)]

Image: Bradley Cooper in an open-necked white shirt

Text: Sometimes it seems like Bradley Cooper is in literally everything

[nightscale]

I more lament the fact that he always seems to be in films that I have no interest in watching.

[(Anonymous)]

... whereas I lament the fact that Bendy Cucumber currently seems to too many films I DO want to watch.

[nightscale]

You have my condolences. I wish our positions were reversed nonnie.

[(Anonymous)]

da.
I know right?? I'm really really not looking forward to him being in the MCU.
Everything about him just runs me the wrong way and I wish he'd just piss off and retire or go only star in indie films or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel the same way about Cumberbatch. God I'm sick of that guy.

Maybe he is.

[(Anonymous)]

There was a movie on earlier today on the Hallmark or Lifetime channel with Jennie Garth and he was in it. He was also in Jack and Bobby, apparently, though I don't remember him. And they're making a series out Wet Hot American Summer and he's in that (filming now). Plus he's in two movies that are in post-production and one that's filming. And since 2009 (The Hangover), he's been in two or three movies a year (with at least one of them having a big promotional push).

[(Anonymous)]

For me it's Rosario Dawson.

[(Anonymous)]

Except my vagina!