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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-03-28 03:57 pm

[ SECRET POST #3006 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3006 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2015-03-28 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrug* It's his writing style and it's not for everyone.

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(Anonymous) 2015-03-28 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Image: article from Chuck Wendig that includes the phrase “Gotten so angry it’s like my urethra is filled with bees”

Text: I think Chuck Wendig would be a lot more readable if he werent’ constantly trying to create new metaphors for how angry he is about everything and everyone. I’m starting to wonder if his head would explode if he had to write a post that got directly to the point and didn’t exaggerate.
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[personal profile] visp 2015-03-28 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I gotta admit, the imagery of being so angry you could piss bees is giving me a chuckle.
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[personal profile] intrigueing 2015-03-28 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know this guy, but I'm literally laughing out loud at the imagery of peeing bees.
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[personal profile] cloud_riven 2015-03-29 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Urethral beees ahahahaha

(Anonymous) 2015-03-29 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. I think OP learned why the author goes through the effort to make up new metaphors. Sometimes it's not about what's readable, it's about what's FUNNY.