[ SECRET POST #3006 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3006 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 140 secrets from Secret Submission Post #430.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[fscom]

20. http://i.imgur.com/vv6Mrq3.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

What is the national enquirer a porn magazine?

[(Anonymous)]

It's a sensationalist tabloid magazine. They run articles about celebrity gossip and shocking crime stories.

[(Anonymous)]

Because its weird and fanciful fabrications about celebrities' sex lives are fuel for a lot of gender-bending secretly-gay weird-sex-cult fantasies.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, that didn't even occur to me. I thought she meant she tries to start wank with it (which doesn't make sense now that I think of it).

[elaminator]

I have nothing to say other than he makes a damn stunning woman and I want his bone structure. Shit.

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[(Anonymous)]

Image: National Enquirer page with pictures of Eddie Redmayne

Text: I use National Enquirer articles as wank material

[(Anonymous)]

I thought the National Enquirer went out of business!

[(Anonymous)]

No, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER's WEEKLY WORLD NEWS did.

[asecretchord]

Is that Brad Pitt in the background?

[anonymouslyyours]

Eddie Redmayne.

Ugh no, that actually is Brad Pitt on the left. Eddie Redmayne is in the middle. duh.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's his Inglourious Basterds head pasted on a body-builder.

[asecretchord]

His hed is pastede on, yay?

Could not resist. ;-)

[(Anonymous)]

yes, the story was that Eddie in female attire was hit on by a Brad Pitt look-a-like or something