[ SECRET POST #3011 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3011 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
(Transformers: War for Cybertron)


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03.
[iZombie]


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04.
[Amazingphil]


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05.
[How to get away with murder/Scandal]


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06.
[Russell Brand]


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07.
[Hand of Fate]


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08.
[Homestuck, The Nostalgia Critic, Channel Awesome]


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10.
(An American Tail)


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11.
[Mark Steel]


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12.
[Once Upon a Time]


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13.
[X-Files, The Lone Gunmen]


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14.
[Divergent series]


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15.
[One Piece]


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16.
[Criminal Minds: Derek Morgan]


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17.
[Bad Suns: Salt music video]


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18.
[Accuracy of Death/Sweet Rain/Shinigami no seido]


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19.
[Steven Universe]


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20.
[One Piece]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 023 secrets from Secret Submission Post #430.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Any interesting dreams lately?

Re: Dreams

[kaijinscendre]

I had a dream that the asshole coworker I hate was insulting my sister's cat. She kept saying she was a wuss and we needed to throw her out of the house to she could be braver. I cussed her out and then she tattled on me to my boss. Then I woke up.

Re: Dreams

[ill_omened]

Sounds like your subconscious is suppressing some difficult truths.

Give them to me for a few months, I'll turn them into an elite tier cat.

Re: Dreams

[kaijinscendre]

My cat is adorable and amazing. :(

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

anon's cat's gonna die

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

This morning I woke up thinking about a dragon attack and it was freaky scary. Like I was in my house and hiding in a closet but at the same time in a town and things were on fire. The dragon was crazy scary and coming after me and there were people being killed and there was no way out and the dragon was crazy smart and sensitive so any noise at all caught its attention and it would come barreling after me.

I finished the dream with a sword that I stuck into the dragon's open mouth, straight to the back of its throat, and cut off the top of its head. I've never had such a brutal, intense dream before.

Weird.

Re: Dreams

[mekkio]

Are you trying to hide a secret from someone?

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

No, I'm pretty sure I don't.

I think it has more to do with being super involved with the Hobbit fandom, though my dragon was way cooler than Smaug.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream about my friend taking me out to dinner. A day before my dad took me out to dinner. I don't know what this friend - dad connection my brain is trying to make, but I'm not sure I like it. Although, I heard from my friend's GF that he had pondered about taking me out to eat after hearing about the dream. So if I get a free dinner out of this, it's all cool.

Re: Dreams

[kallanda_lee]

I had a dream I was having sex with my bf BUT the twist was we were clothed in really tacky fluorescent 90's clothing while doing it. Like WTF brain.

Re: Dreams

[herpymcderp]

http://www.amazon.com/UV-Glow-Blacklight-Paint-0-34oz/dp/B00BUPN6UA

Re: Dreams

[dethtoll]

For most of the last several months my dreams have been shifting into this... very strange format. I call it channel surfing in hell and it used to be brought on by falling asleep with music on (don't ever fall asleep with Three Six Mafia on, seriously.)

It's characterized by constantly changing imagery, none of it makes any logical sense or order; any written words are basically gibberish. Like one vignette was pulling up to a stripjoint in the middle of a moonlit swamp with a big purple neon sign that read WATER COMPENDIUM. Other highlights include people screaming in gibberish at each other, poorly drawn monkeys fucking, what looks like weird films from the 70s, poorly animated anime porn from the 80s/90s, none of it lasts more than maybe a minute but it's this constantly changing thing, sometimes it's weird, sometimes it's frightening, and it happens every night. My brain seems to have been taken over by Crazy Dave Tape and everythingisterrible.

I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

[fingalsanteater]

We were both in a prison yard. My fiance came around and started crying because he wanted to make out with Pittbull.

Also: I had some dream where I was hanging with some girl and these people overheard us talking about yeerks so we pulled some yeerks out and put them in their ears. Then I wanted to have sex with the girl but I couldn't remember my dorm room number so I was thinking about taking on a Yeerk myself so it'd have access to my memories so it could remember for me where my room was so I could fuck this girl.

(Fyi Yeerks are from the Animorphs series and are these parasite aliens that crawl in your ear and take over your brain and body.)

Also: I had this other dream where these irresponsible scientists were experimenting with time travel gel? And they accidentally spilled it and I got all over people in this mall place (the lab was in a mall) and people's bodies were just time looping randomly back to when they got the gel on them. This dude came to me all beat up and then he time looped to before he was beat up and it was David Bowie. I yelled at the scientists because they were experimenting irresponsibly and told them to stop but they wouldn't.

Re: I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

[kallanda_lee]

Your dreams sounds like a blast!

Re: I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

[(Anonymous)]

I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

omg i'm so sorry, that must have been a really awful nightmare

Re: I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

[herpymcderp]

Dude. I also had a dream about parasitic brain aliens, but I was fighting them (they were trying to invade) and at the end I wound up losing.

And then my mind decided that the climax of that particular dream would be dreaming about the exactly physical sensation of spiky alien tendrils being driven into my ears and nostrils and the resulting loss of bodily control.

THANKS SUBCONSCIOUS.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I dreamed that I raped and murdered Cole from Dragon age inquisition.

I'm a heterosexual gentleman who actually quite likes Cole.

Dunno where it came from.

Re: Dreams

[vethica]

I had a sex dream about Poppo from Ano Hana a few nights ago. He's a hottie. I lucked out.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I dreamt a sketchy relative (who does not exist in real life) was being arrested by the FBI. I insisted on seeing the badge of the guy arresting him, and I still remember that his badge number was 1261, because I made a mental note of it so I could make an accurate report.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

Thank God I don't remember my dreams anymore. I used to have vivid, multi-chapter, dream in installments dreams when I was a kid. All gravy, right? Then I got depressed. Not a good skill set to have turn on you. Once the depression lifted, other than very rare occurrences, I mostly forgot my dreams/what I was dreaming about, as soon as I opened my eyes, and it's been that way ever since.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

no
my clothes haven't been stolen lately
nothing been singing to me
i haven't been kicked out of anywhere for looking gay
and i haven't been assaulted by any invisible things.

actually, i'm not sure i'v been seeping (instead of laying in bed waiting)

Re: Dreams

[al28894]

I just dreamt that a flatworm was coiling in and around my earphones while I was in the bathroom and that it literally split itself into many pieces and all of said pieces began inching on the floor past me.

Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww!

In hindsight, I was somewhat emotionally unbalanced before I slept since I checked on the Internet before bed and found out about the shooting at Kenya. I think my mind turned my revulsion into a nightmare.

Re: Dreams

[herpymcderp]

Had a sex dream about a (somewhat) popular LPer that I follow.

I don't even find him attractive.

Still can't figure out what to make of this one, because I don't even have sex dreams about celebrities.

Re: Dreams

[(Anonymous)]

I was in a romantic relationship with a completely fictional student, based on Topher from the Dollhouse. It was weird, and super fucking creepy, and I scared me shitless for the rest of the day...

Re: Dreams

[caerbannog]

I'm pretty sure dead sheep were involved but the rest is gone.