fandomsecrets | [ SECRET POST #3011 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3011 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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(Transformers: War for Cybertron)

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[iZombie]

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[Amazingphil]

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[How to get away with murder/Scandal]

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[Russell Brand]

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[Hand of Fate]

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[Homestuck, The Nostalgia Critic, Channel Awesome]

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(An American Tail)

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[Mark Steel]

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[Once Upon a Time]

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[X-Files, The Lone Gunmen]

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[Divergent series]

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[One Piece]

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[Criminal Minds: Derek Morgan]

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[Bad Suns: Salt music video]

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[Accuracy of Death/Sweet Rain/Shinigami no seido]

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[Steven Universe]

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[One Piece]

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We were both in a prison yard. My fiance came around and started crying because he wanted to make out with Pittbull.

Also: I had some dream where I was hanging with some girl and these people overheard us talking about yeerks so we pulled some yeerks out and put them in their ears. Then I wanted to have sex with the girl but I couldn't remember my dorm room number so I was thinking about taking on a Yeerk myself so it'd have access to my memories so it could remember for me where my room was so I could fuck this girl.

(Fyi Yeerks are from the Animorphs series and are these parasite aliens that crawl in your ear and take over your brain and body.)

Also: I had this other dream where these irresponsible scientists were experimenting with time travel gel? And they accidentally spilled it and I got all over people in this mall place (the lab was in a mall) and people's bodies were just time looping randomly back to when they got the gel on them. This dude came to me all beat up and then he time looped to before he was beat up and it was David Bowie. I yelled at the scientists because they were experimenting irresponsibly and told them to stop but they wouldn't.

Your dreams sounds like a blast!

They usually are, but sometimes they can be really awful!

I had a dream I was making out with the rapper Pittbull

omg i'm so sorry, that must have been a really awful nightmare

Oh, lol. It was weird for sure. My fiancé does think he's hot though, so I think that's what it was.

Dude. I also had a dream about parasitic brain aliens, but I was fighting them (they were trying to invade) and at the end I wound up losing.

And then my mind decided that the climax of that particular dream would be dreaming about the exactly physical sensation of spiky alien tendrils being driven into my ears and nostrils and the resulting loss of bodily control.

THANKS SUBCONSCIOUS.

ewug
that sounds awful.

I woke up with my ears and nose still tingling.

I seriously don't even.

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