[ SECRET POST #3012 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3012 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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19. [ WARNING for incest, underage shipping ]

[Grounded For Life]


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(Beasts of the Southern Wild)


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22. [ WARNING for rape, child abuse ]












Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/vr3BeNN.png

[(Anonymous)]

haha, you're probably right!

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, he would probably be flattered, if anything.

(I have this very elaborate fantasy about having a threesome with Anders and Fenris, and every time I think about it, I feel kind of guilty because both of them would probably be horrified.)

[(Anonymous)]

He would definitely be fine with it.

unless your fantasies were boring and vanilla.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
unless your fantasies were boring and vanilla.
You wound me, anon. Of course there's ropes involved, at the minimum. I don't want the fantasies to be OOC. :P

(TMI??)

[bigpaw]

Not only would he not mind, he'd probably be like "ooh and then what did I do? :D"

[elaminator]

Well you're wrong about one thing: he wouldn't be 'okay' with this, he would be delighted. And wish to hear about your fantasies in detail, in front of as many people as possible. Then he'd have a spring in his step for an entire week, because Zevran.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
I like to categorize characters in the OK and not-OK categories. Zevran is definitely on the top of the OK-list, always and forever.

And I'm happy to hear he's happy. :P

[kallanda_lee]

Zevran is awesome like that.

[praetorian_guard]

You're right, OP, he'd actually probably invite you to make them come true, if you were interested. Zevran is a very good choice for most things, I've found.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
There's one reason for why he's my favorite Bioware LI.

[praetorian_guard]

Mine too, anon! Points for excellent taste.

[brooms]

the only one? that implies a straight-laced spank bank rolodex.

[(Anonymous)]

OP
I don't have that many characters I fantasize about, regularly I think something like 5? Maybe 7? And I think most of them would object to situations I put them in or people I put them with.

[(Anonymous)]

This is how I feel about the Iron Bull.

I'm not even attracted to him, really, but he's managed to work his way into my fantasizing and I never feel weird about it, because no matter how freaky I get, it's probably the vanilla tip of his iceberg.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretending this secret is about Shakin Stevens.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: screen cap of Zevran from DA2

Text: He’s the only character regular in my masturbatory fantasies who I honestly think would be completely OK knowing this.

It makes it better.